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Uncle Hack

Oct 26, 2026

TwosHOST
133:36
Don't worry about turning the lights off when we leave because no one will be left to pay the power bill.
133:40
Exactly, yeah.
133:43
I went and took a big horse piss on Doug Ford's front lawn.
133:53
But first off, Sean, you took a few shots at me, and I'm taking this podcast as serious as it should be taken since we're throwing commercials in the mail now.
134:08
My apologies.
134:08
Let me clean up my language for you.
134:10
I didn't know it was getting so goddamn successful in this corner of the internet.
135:52
I'm around there, too.
TwosHOST
11:45
At all.
11:45
Yeah, no, it's like I was telling you before, uh, it's like the Blue Mini, uh, Blue Meanie and Doink the Clown making a tag team partnership, trying to take a sh- a run at the t- Uh, it, it, it is like when you see those two together, you're just like, "You know what? Maybe American doesn't sound that bad." That's the, that's the only thought that goes through my brain when the, when they were, they- when they first announced it, I was...
12:08
I looked at the article and I was like, "This has to be like one of those, like, CP24, somebody modified it just to irritate me today." And then you see multiple news sources reporting on it, and you're like, "Yeah.
12:22
You know what? Montana does look pretty fucking nice this time of year.
12:25
Maybe-

10 MINS LATER

TwosHOST
22:47
this is the 5'3" guy who picks a fight with you because his buddy is the bouncer.
22:54
Mm-hmm.
22:56
It 100% is.
JordanHOST
9:26
They're
9:28
all covered in the leaves and stuff.
9:29
Yeah, yeah.
9:30
And then, like, something happens.
9:32
And then all of a sudden the baddies decide that, you know what, we're going to bring in a little American culture.
9:37
They start twerking? No, they start fist fighting.
9:42
All these Africans are lined up in the back and they can't comprehend what's happening.

1 HR 2 MINS LATER

JordanHOST
72:15
Yeah.

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