this old news? I like that.

no no that's exciting i didn't think about the connection you know with uh chinatown being uh uh basically a fentanyl gateway and that's why it's so shitty and it's on top of that it's where all of the ebts getting liquidated you never put that together and like that's why that neighborhood specifically is so bad and overrun with homelessness and crime and why they always have constant gang violence that's a good connection never realized that the gateway to the east So what you're saying is we need to close down social programs and get rid of immigration.

And that would clean up these streets immediately.

and then and then they come to seattle and they're like i've never seen anything like this and it's like wow wow we're the We're the scariest city? That's great.

Dude, you see those videos of, like, Japan after World Cup events and everybody in the audience is, like, gathering garbage bags of trash and organizing everything.

Civic pride.

The whole, like, soccer team folds all of their uniforms neatly in one pile.

And then it's like, cut to HR director Nix at the Nix game ripping a garbage bag.

oh i've never done that that sounds have you done that No, no. Oh,

okay.

But you know what's really funny is I met a couple where the lady brought a dude to two parties telling him that it was a costume party, and both times he came dressed as some sort of Star Wars character.

I guess he had like a full-on Stormtrooper outfit, and any chance there was a costume party, he was like down to put it on.

That's pretty cool.

And Sheila misinformed him twice.

On purpose.

And, um...

Oh,

Yo, so what you do is you take the banana and you put it in butter and brown sugar and rum on a skillet and you light it on fire and you saute it.

You caramelize that banana almost immediately.

You burn out the alcohol and you leave this delicious like caramel syrup wrapped in this, like it makes the banana a different texture.

It makes it, you know, warm mush.

And his brother

Ben.

I'll make all of you eat my cup.

oh dan i'm sorry i didn't make it over oh all good it was very fun

i'm sick of it dan i'm sick of it i'm sick of you being sick all the time i just dan i'm just so sick of it i want you to be better dan i'm sick of it

And he's like,

Oh, don't hurt me, man.

Don't hurt me, man.

And I said, Sir, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Wow.

It's a nuisance.

Like, you don't need to be listening to your music that loud.

You, there's headphones.

Put your fucking headphones on.

You live in a community.

Like, fuck you.

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