Just wanted to make sure everybody understands that.

And I saw there was a portfolio night at this major agency in downtown Cleveland.

And I looked at kind of like the headliner of all the creative directors who were going to be there.

And I submitted my $25, probably the only thing I had left in my bank account, and went to this agency for portfolio night.

When I got there, I realized I don't even know what a portfolio is, let alone really what a copywriter does.

I knew there was story involved, right? So I immediately left the agency before things started while they were still in their little happy hour.

Went to the bar across the street, called the map room, took a shot of Jameson and tried to figure out what I was going to do for a portfolio.

man, I should get in there and edit it and do something with