Blimey, they've won the league and been

relegated.

But I reckon overall, they've been more down than they're up.

I'm going to say that they are...

Less average than Newcastle.

They are less average than

They've also spent a

bit of time at the bottom.

Very cool, that.

I think I asked this once on my show.

Have you ever seen a song name performed in-- Like, have you ever seen Ultravox do "Vienna" in Vienna?

To be fair, I did that.

Can I invent a game where we just play one side of a conversation in a film, and then Aaron plays the other character?

Sorry, you need to put the flag on.

As a result of this war, and the UK got poorer too, and we have to decide how we're going to spread that pain.

Toby?

[sighs] [clears throat] Let's bear with me.

One, two, three, uh, uh-

But do you think Newcastle,

higher or lower? Well, seeing as you said earlier that the cheapest pie was £6, I'm going to say Newcastle, higher.

Newcastle is higher.

Higher or lower than Ipswich?

I think you've got to cash in on that Premier League title.

They probably put prime energy in a pie.

I'm going to say it's higher.

Oh, sorry,

sorry.

Oh, God.

I wonder why we've got funny looks.

Do you know, we once got a bit, because we play in a proper league on a Monday night, and it gets a bit tasty sometimes.

And at one point, my mate was having an argument with the oppo.

And my mate turns around to the oppo and he goes, mate, just chill out.

You've fallen for the Paramount Plus

I'm reminded of a

time.

God, where to start? I'm so glad you asked.

God, where to start? It all began when I was...

Now, bear with me here.

You

But do you think Manchester United higher or lower

than Aston Villa? Higher! Higher! Man U will be a massive mark-up.

He is-

Andy Peters.

He once was on X Factor.

In a warehouse where he pressed a button at a CD pressing plant.

And

Hello? Hello? [laughs]

[laughs] That was lovely.

the first edition.

For the Manchester Originals at the time.

They were called the Originals, yeah.

At the time.

And you, and sorry, I should stop smiling.

You bowled the single worst five balls in the history of the competition.

No, if you're going to slag someone off,

I'm going to go 41.

So what will you be feeling tonight then as we go on with Gav's good?

I described it best.

Phil Wang, the comedian, talked about being both English and Chinese, making him basically invincible.

Because he said he is alien and predator.

He's Pepsi and Coke.

And that's how I feel tonight.

Well, yeah,

Toby, do you know what?

I won't look

lookSometimes if you've got a bit of pressure to do it quickly, it actually produces your best work.

Unless you, unless you wanna do it.

Well, I just, I feel like we've talked about ants now, and it's nine fifty-four, and it just feels like all roads are leading towards me doing the Cash Call read.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, no, I...

So you guys obviously know the Fringe very, very well, and there's so many incredibly talented, brilliant people going up there, and when I spoke to a few people planning it, they kept going, "Oh, what's the theme of your show?" Because there's a lot of people up at Fringe-

Mm-hmm

... um, attempting to crack some jokes, and I've promised there'll be no politics, current affairs, or anything remotely important or useful whatsoever.

Like, you will leave stupider than you arrived.

So... [dramatic music]

So I am announcing that, and I'm very, very, genuinely, very, very excited about this, that this summer, in August, I am doing 10 shows in 10 days at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Yeah.

So yeah, 5:00 PM, and, uh, I absolutely can't wait.

I'm hoping that people that have never been to the Fringe before and have always said, "I really wanna go, I really wanna go," will come along for the first time and come and see me, Radio X listeners that have never been.