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So I had met my ex-husband at the time, and we had just gotten married and gotten our first apartment and, you know, like vanilla lifestyle.

I was a medical assistant at the time.

And like as soon as we got our first apartment, we were both working at the same restaurant, and the manager put her hands on me.

I was like, "No." And we ended up walking out, and we're like, "Fuck." Like we just got an apartment.

We have to make money.

We just lost our job.

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But here it is right now, Scattergories on the SDR Show.

[upbeat music] This is the intro to the shit show.

Sex, drugs and rock and roll.

This is a hit show, show me your tits show.

Please someone fuck the host.

It's weed, not bean.

It's Hocus and Pocus and blow.

Anything you wanna promote?

Want to just punch people in the face?

I would love to.

You know what's funny? Actually, there's this guy and he boxes.

And my dad used to box too.

And so I was asking, a couple months before this, I was talking about getting a gun.

I was like, hey, dad, I think I want to get a gun.

Can I buy one from your friend or whatever? Because he has a bunch of friends that have a ton of guns.

End up as an actual friend where you have any level of trust with them.

I don't believe that.

Oh, it's Florida.

She has a gun.

You shoot? I do.

I actually bruised my ribs over the break because my brother surprised me with, like, an AK, and I'm 105 pounds.

I shot, like, 300 rounds on that thing, and I got bruising from the recoil.

I feel like such a pussy, right? I had to go to the hospital to get pain medication and everything.

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Oh, no, Monkey Shoulder's scotch.

Oh.

No wonder it was so gross.

I had fucking eight shots of that shit.

And I remember my mom came home early with my brother, and I was supposed to do the dishes, and they weren't done, and she came in the kitchen, and she's like, "Hey, why aren't the dishes done?" I'm like, "Oh, I'll do them." And the r- entire room's fucking spinning.

I'm, like, trying to not freak out doing the fucking dishes, like, as calmly as possible.

My brother comes over to me.

It is.