
The Critical Drinker
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Oct 12, 2026
Critical Dr. inker Is Hollywood Past Peak Woke ~ Chris Williamson
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Chris WilliamsonHOST
Like, uh, is there not hope in the future that the market is going to reform these production studios into making things that we actually want to see?
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1:01The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Um, uh, the thing you have to keep in mind is that, like, all of this stuff has, like, a three-year lead time.
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1:07The Critical DrinkerGUEST
So like, you're, you're watching movies now that are coming out in movie theaters, they were commissioned in like 2019.
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1:13The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Because, you know, it takes a long time to make a film obviously [laughs].
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1:17The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Like, you know, you've got a script to, you've got to cast people, you've got to direct the thing, you've got to shoot the thing, uh, then do all your post-production, then get it on a slate, then get it marketed.
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1:26The Critical DrinkerGUEST
So, um, in a sense, what you're seeing in cinemas right now are ideas from like three years ago.
7 MINS LATER
How Restaurants Trick You Into Buying Expensive Wine ~ Chris Williamson
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0:09The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Well, again, yeah, um, a stoic man is a toxic man in the minds of Hollywood writers.
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0:14The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Whereas, uh, I see it as like a necessary, um, survival skill really [laughs] throughout most of human history.
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0:22The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Like, you, you can't have everyone, uh, be high-strung emotional idiots who just go to pieces the moment, like, things start going wrong.
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0:31The Critical DrinkerGUEST
There needs to be stoic people who can deal with problems, um, logically and don't complain all the time about things.
Critical Dr. inker Is Hollywood Past Peak Woke ~ Chris Williamson
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Chris WilliamsonHOST
Is there not hope in the future that the market is going to reform these production studios into making things that we actually
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1:02The Critical DrinkerGUEST
The thing you have to keep in mind is that all of this stuff has a three-year lead time.

Chris WilliamsonHOST
they are going to get much more immediate feedback from their fans saying, fuck no, than you can from a cinema, I think.
Critical Drinker: Hollywood is dead - and these people killed it
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20:29The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Particularly when COVID began, obviously, people weren't going to the cinemas.
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20:33The Critical DrinkerGUEST
So what they did instead was we're going to pivot towards TV, and we're going to make lots of Marvel TV shows that are still set in this universe.
12 MINS LATER
Ep.702 ~ Critical Drinker - Is Hollywood Past Peak-Woke ~ Chris Williamson
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Chris WilliamsonHOST
Like, the, uh, is there not hope in the future that the market is going to reform these production studios into making things that we actually want to see?
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1:01The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Um, uh, the thing you have to keep in mind is that, like, all of this stuff has, like, a three-year lead time.
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1:07The Critical DrinkerGUEST
So, like, you're, you're watching movies now that are coming out in movie theaters, they were commissioned in, like, 2019.
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1:13The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Because, you know, it takes a long time to make a film obviously [laughs].
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1:17The Critical DrinkerGUEST
Like, you know, you've got to script it, you've got to cast people, you've got to direct the thing, you've got to shoot the thing, uh, then do all your post-production, then get it on a slate, then get it marketed.
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1:26The Critical DrinkerGUEST
So, um, in a sense what you're seeing in cinemas right now are ideas from, like, three years ago.
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#918 - Critical Drinker - Why Do Modern Movies Suck So Much?
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0:04The Critical DrinkerGUEST
It's a bit of a mess at the moment. Um, so in a nutshell, uh, it has now been corporatized. Uh, it... The, um, Broccoli family who have been running James Bond on screen ever since the 1960s... And I can't believe I'm saying the word "broccoli" in relation to James Bond, but there it is. Um, they... It was originally Albert Broccoli, and then his daughter, uh, Barbara took over. Um, and they have, i- in a way, safeguarded it to some degree. Um, it's debatable how good of a job they did in the Daniel Craig era, but, you know, they kept it from becoming too exploited. Um, I think they got, uh, a little bit frustrated with dealing with Amazon, who had bought over MGM, which ultimately owns the rights to Bond. Uh, and so the most recent development is that they have tapped out, essentially, and now Amazon have got full creative control over the Bond franchise, and they are already talking about turning it into the next Marvel cinematic universe. Uh, essentially you're gonna have the Bond cinematic universe, so what they want to do is spin-offs of Moneypenny and, you know, can she shuffle files quickly enough to meet her deadlines, and, you know, Bond the early years when he was a kid and, uh, you know... We're, we're probably gonna have TV shows with all the other 00 agents, you know, with all them getting, like, their own little spin-offs and, uh, and then having big team-up events. Uh, that's what they want to do. It's about exploitation of the IP. Uh, so that's where we're at now, and it's not a good place to be, sadly. There's a reason that Bond has endured, uh, as a franchise and as a character for the past, what, 60 years now. Uh, and it's not because he was milked dry, uh, by a big money-hundy- money-hungry corporation.
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Chris WilliamsonHOST
And now it feels like if what you're suggesting is correct, that the world of Hollywood and movies are gonna have to suckle at the teat of, uh, the IP from video games. So how the-
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17:09The Critical DrinkerGUEST
They, they will to some extent. And, you know, from their point of view, it's actually a godsend because you've got characters and storylines and entire worlds that have already been created for you. All you need to do is adapt it. And Hollywood, you know, throughout the, say the '90s and the 2000s, they were notoriously bad at this sort of thing. They couldn't find the formula to crack video games. Um, that's why you had godawful films like the Mario Brothers movies and stuff, um, from the '90s. But in the 2000s maybe they started to get it with, like, things like the Tomb Raider films that actually were fairly commercially successful. The, all those Resident Evil movies which were dog shit interpretations of the games, but they, they made money, again. Uh, and now we're into this modern era where we've got things like The Last of Us TV show, which not only is making, uh, a lot of money for HBO, it's getting lots of critical praise as well because the games were very cinematic, uh, in their own right. So, you, you're seeing these conversions where games are getting closer to movies in terms of their maturity, the themes and ideas they present, the characters and, and th- the acting that they, they are able to present to you. Um, and the commercial appeal of crossing that over into actual movies and TV shows because you've got a built-in audience, a built-in fan base, and a pre-made story with pre-made characters. So, the, the, the potential there is enormous.
