How old were you when you had your first cosplay as Tom Baker, then?

I think I was about eight.

Um, I used to live in Dartford, and, uh, there was a sign up in the, the local Martins news agents that said Tom Baker was coming to sign books.

So my mum knitted me a scarf, uh, and my grandad got me a hat and a, and a coat from a jumble sale.

Um, and I dressed up as him and, and stood in the queue waiting for Tom Baker to come out.

You know, this person I'd seen on telly was suddenly actually gonna be there.

And, uh, yeah, when I got to the, the sort of signing table, he said, um, "Oh, hello, I like your outfit." And then someone from the local paper said, "Can you go and stand next to Tom?" And I went and stood next to Tom, and he put his arm around me, and we had a, a photo in the paper, which was just, yeah, amazing.

Mm-hmm, the Fifth Wharf.