H- have you seen him lately?

Our one-time lover and now hated enemy, whom we wish to be carved from the earth by torrent streams and washed into the dark oblivion of the deepest oceans.

He would be your mate.

And that's why he's got the massive-

He is very sensitive about these rumors.

This night past, he did give a great cry, proclaiming that he would prove his noble origins as Heracles once did by slaying the Nemean Lion.

Then he swore, threw up a bit, and ran away.

Thus endeth my tale.