And Sean.

Uh, yeah, my name is, uh, Sean Peters, and, um, I am from New Rochelle, New York.

And I think there are lots of theories that explain, uh, the flat Earth thing, but I don't know that the specifics are that important.

What I do know is that, uh, society is locked in a war, an apocalyptic battle between religion and science, and I think for the first time in about half a millennia, uh, religion is finally starting to win.

And but you're also religious, you're telling me here?

Well, I was a physics teacher.

I was a junior high school physics teacher.

Um, and obviously physics in junior high school is pretty basic, but I, at a certain point I became involved with someone who turned me on to some, uh...

So now it is time, Ronald, for you to reveal to us and to the audience what it is that you will be playing for.

I want Saffron and the Kids to come back.

What is Saffron and the Kids? Saffron is my ex-wife.

Oh, I see.

Well, the divorce papers are still wet.

We could smudge them, you know what I mean? The ink's not dry.

How did they get wet? It's not too late to call it back.

Tom Sack.

you just get on to say? I'm

just like, look, these gulags are claiming they own this and they don't.

I was the first one to come up with it.

So if you want to buy it, buy it from me.

And then kind of interested in me skyrocketed and the sales skyrocketed.

And then it was like, oh, I'm working eight and a half, nine hours a day.

And then I come home and we just had a baby.

Go on.

Let's talk some more about that.

[sighs] So quiet, so peaceful, so wonderfully peaceful.

[chews]

Yeah

...

I was just wondering if it would be possible for you to pad the stats for me a little bit, you know? Make me look good on the card.