Comrade, since you intend to keep our money, it seems only fair that we keep your hovercraft boat, nyet? Colossus hangs the man up on a hook by his coat, leaves the payment, and the X-Men depart on the boat.

That mess was our own fault for showing up in costume, but it can't be helped now.

What's important is checking out Moira's island.

She sounded pretty worried when she rang through from New York last night.

Seems she left a lad named Jamie Madrox to look after things while she was with the X-Men.

Moira hasn't heard from him lately, and she's afraid he's had an accident.

Anyway, that's her island.

What's going on?

No, thank you for sharing.

Oh, no, no, thank you.

Yes, please.

Thank you.

[laughs] So, uh, in this standalone issue, we are introduced to Spellcheck, a man entirely focused on grammar and punctuation.

We see him sitting in a coffee shop, watching the news broadcast about the Penny Ante Gang defacing the Lincoln Theater to preach their defamation manifesto of the American copper penny.

RIP pennies.

It's giving a, it's giving very strong guy.

And now, let's join Banshee as he rushes in to face his evil cousin Tom.

Who indeed? Juggernaut and Black Tom are taking us like we're rank amateurs, and maybe we are.

We came to me family's ancestral h- castle to enjoy a well-earned vacation.

We let our guard down and now we're paying the price.

And as for me, well, isn't it a pity that I'm immune to the Banshee's vaunted sonic scream?

He's right on both counts.

Blast him.

Every other time Juggernaut fought the X-Men, it was Jean Gray and Professor X's mental powers that beat him in the end, but Jean's in hospital, and the professor's with her in New York, which means we'll just have to make do on our own.