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Scottie Caldwell

Scottie Caldwell

Chicago-based actor and paralegal at Howard & Howard Attorneys PLLC; voices Cass on the audio drama podcast Midnight Burger.

Aug 11, 2026

Midnight Burger

Midnight Burger

Chapter 55: The Krok Sucks Group Chat

Aug 11 · 2h 22m

Jessica Morris
Jessica MorrisGUEST
8:29
Give me an overview of the battlefield.
Scottie Caldwell
Scottie CaldwellGUEST
8:31
[electronic sound] Here's the castle.
Scottie Caldwell
Scottie CaldwellGUEST
8:33
It's surrounded by the garden.
Scottie Caldwell
Scottie CaldwellGUEST
8:35
The garden is the area full of all the other constructs that Croc has captured.
Scottie Caldwell
Scottie CaldwellGUEST
8:40
I have to say, it's a very strange visual.
Scottie Caldwell
Scottie CaldwellGUEST
8:42
A huge, terrifying castle surrounded by a garden of coffee shops, convenience stores, and corner bars is like absurdist art or something.

57 MINS LATER

Tom MoormanGUEST
66:06
Ava, what am I supposed to do?
Scottie Caldwell
Scottie CaldwellGUEST
66:09
Excuse me, Leifs.

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