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Apr 30, 2026
Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
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9:21D-12604GUEST
[laughs] That's so cool." But Reynolds is all like, "[growling] allen And so I ask her if she knows where the shards are, and she points to the gun, and I'm still kind of starstruck, right? I'm like, "Oh gosh, you guys are so cool." And Reynolds is like, "[growling] allen And I'm like, "So I just gotta shoot it with this?" And she's like, "[growling] allen And I say, "Okay." And then someone else gets, like, torn apart, all like, "[screaming]." And I start to go, but then I realize I don't know how to work a gun, right? So I go back to Reynolds like, "Hey, bestie, can you help me?" And she's all like, "[growling] allen And so I try to interpret her instructions, but [laughs] I'm still kinda confused, you know? And so I keep asking questions, and then Reynolds all of a sudden is like, "[growling] allen And I was like, "Damn, I didn't know you were, like, dying-dying," you know? And so I'm like, "Here goes nothing." And so I take this big gun, point it at the lizard thing, close my eyes, pull the trigger, then I go flying backwards like, "Wa-hoo," [laughs] and then I was like, "I figured it out."
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10:37ScientistGUEST
You snuck onto a very dangerous MTF mission devoid of any training or equipment, and yet you managed to help contain one of the most dangerous entities the Foundation has dealt with to date?
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11:49ScientistGUEST
As this is your first amnestic, I would recommend taking it easy for the next couple of hours.