Thank you.

Art cop! If I hear that wretched theme song again, you're fired.

Yes, ma'am.

Now, where was I? Yes.

Art criticism has existed since the dawn of time.

A brief historical note.

When our Neanderthal cousins were painting primitive artwork on cave walls, some unimpressed cave bro muttered out loud, I could do that.

And thus I breathe my last.