How does one become a pirate?

How I started to meet was I went down to Pirate Day for my first time.

All I had on was a Johnny Depp tricorn, black tank top, black shorts, army boots.

And everybody started getting pictures with me.

I said, this could be a thing.

So I started from there.

And once again, tell us a little bit about what to expect in terms of this event here.

Well, like I said, there's going to be bouncy castles and face painting.

So I think they make it a lot harder on themselves than it needs to be.

Okay.

I got you.

I got you.

So I was watching the other night, and I was thinking, well, first of all, shout out to our usual host, Gas, who – predict them to have one win for the year.

Like, it was close, but they're 11 wins and two draws ahead of that.

So just a lazy 48 points ahead of that.

Let us have it.