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Ryan Root

Ryan Root

Ryan Root is a former underground steroid kingpin convicted in 2015 who now co-founded H4M (HormonesForMe), a legitimate hormone replacement therapy clinic, and hosts The Dope Martian Podcast.

Jul 12, 2026

81:37
Mm-hmm.
81:37
So again, what I...
81:38
The first thing I want to do is explain how, just how beneficial testosterone is.
81:42
Testosterone is a, is a fo- foundational metabolic and neurological signal.
81:48
It's founda- foundationally metabolic because, um, it does build muscle mass.
81:53
Building muscle mass, it takes a lot of energy to build and maintain muscle mass.
81:57
Building muscle mass is very, very good for you.

41 MINS LATER

123:13
Right.
5:46
I think
5:46
there's a lot of parallels between your story and my story, kind of comebacks, right? But I guess it started, I grew up, I was just a skinny kid.
6:00
That was probably where it started, right? I was really skinny.
6:03
I now know I had low testosterone my whole life.
6:05
At the time, I didn't know.
6:08
But now I can look back and I had all the all the symptoms of hypogonadism or low testosterone.
6:13
So I was, I got, when I was 13 years old, I got picked on for being skinny.

37 MINS LATER

43:37
You said before, you said you weren't really making that kind of money.
48:20
Mm
48:20
...
48:20
while people are w- waiting for their orders.
48:23
Um, so I, I elevated her to a shipper, and then one of the mistakes I made is I had a chemist ship directly to the shipper's house.
48:35
And, and so i- if, if something goes wrong with that shipment, then the police can come there and they can find all the rest of the stuff.
48:43
I, in the future, I changed it so there was receiving houses that were clean, right? So that was a mistake that I made.
48:50
So a sh- a chemist shipped it to her, and this, and one of the vials broke and leaked through the package.
53:57
[laughs] Okay.

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