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Ryan

May 26, 2026

TJHOST
2:09
... ignored you for a day or so.
RyanGUEST
2:11
Dude, her phone got shut off.
RyanGUEST
2:13
Uh, I'm guessing because she didn't pay her bill.
RyanGUEST
2:15
That's on her.
RyanGUEST
2:16
And honestly, man, my last girlfriend, dude, was freaking horrible with money.
RyanGUEST
2:21
Been there, done that.
RyanGUEST
2:22
I'm out.
AmandaHOST
3:02
That's kind of true.
37:50
What's the false attack? Tell us about the false attack.
RyanGUEST
37:52
There's a big...
RyanGUEST
37:52
So everyone's in the ocean.
RyanGUEST
37:53
Well, you see a fin, you know, slowly going across the, uh, the water there, and so every- everyone's freaking out.
RyanGUEST
38:00
Everyone's screaming.
RyanGUEST
38:01
Everyone's, uh, running to the shore.
RyanGUEST
38:04
And it's funny because these are all locals to Martha's Vineyard, so if, like, you pay attention, uh, to the scene and you don't watch it in 3X like some of you did, uh, then you can tell that some of the people are, like, laughing and, like, having fun and stuff when they should be looking terrified.

23 MINS LATER

61:15
... to, to explain that.
Nick
NickHOST
37:12
[laughs]
RyanGUEST
37:13
But, um, like I said, he appeared at two events.
RyanGUEST
37:15
He appeared in 2022 at HHN 31 in the Sweets Revenge scare zone, which was in New York.
RyanGUEST
37:22
Um, was real trick-or-treat vibes to it.
RyanGUEST
37:26
Um, there was no real in-depth story told with this one, but he appeared alongside, um, his delivery truck as well as, um, during that time he was kind of crucial in the poisoning of children who ate and then started attacking adults, the candy.
RyanGUEST
37:42
It's a, it's a weird story that definitely didn't have enough fleshing out.
RyanGUEST
37:45
But luckily, um, we didn't have to wait too much longer, because the following year...
Nick
NickHOST
38:12
[laughs]
MikeHOST
86:32
[laughs]
RyanGUEST
86:33
And I'm just saying, right? Like, Monopoly was intended, really it's an anti-capitalist game, right? As an outcome of the, like, the Gilded Era, you know, uh, in the United States.
RyanGUEST
86:44
So it's really important to, like, acknowledge that, yeah, it's designed to accumulate, right? And so what does this mean for the future when we're prioritizing data center water over human drinking water? And if we're really honest about data centers, it's really the panopticon police surveillance state, which is this outcome of empire and decline.
RyanGUEST
87:11
And so we got this surveillance state.
RyanGUEST
87:14
We got advanced robotics.
RyanGUEST
87:16
Maybe Boston Dynamics, they're teaching these things how to break dance and do back flips and carry refrigerators.
MikeHOST
89:55
Well, and, and, and, yeah, I agree.
RyanGUEST
89:56
So in the, in the context of race, let me just land the plane too, in the context of race, right? This was the plan, right? To divide the poor and working class among each other, was this divide and conquer tactic around race.
29:51
Mm.
RyanGUEST
29:51
Right? If I had good mentors, I had real support like we offer.
RyanGUEST
29:55
Um, so we had some, we had some dark times at the beginning.
RyanGUEST
29:58
Three months in, I felt like quitting because the, the noise around me was getting a bit too much.
RyanGUEST
30:02
I had people WhatsApping me at 2:00 a.m.
RyanGUEST
30:04
I had people fucking telling me, uh, you know, laughing at me.
RyanGUEST
30:07
I had friends that I worked with on my day off at work were taking the piss out of me in the kitchen.

21 MINS LATER

51:34
But is there anyone that you can speak about openly, like some of the most interesting people you've worked with?
MikeHOST
5:48
Yeah.
RyanGUEST
5:49
And so the physical altercation between them definitely shouldn't have been in there.
RyanGUEST
5:54
I think that was a huge mistake that Kirkman wrote.
RyanGUEST
5:58
And then I'd argue this issue is another big mistake.
RyanGUEST
6:02
I think-I've said this before.
RyanGUEST
6:04
I mean, I've read a lot of Kirkman's stuff.
RyanGUEST
6:06
He's very hit and miss.

34 MINS LATER

MikeHOST
40:10
What about you, Ryan?
DaveSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
68:17
[laughs]
RyanGUEST
68:17
...
RyanGUEST
68:17
if you can get me within a mile of my mother's house." So he calls his wife.
RyanGUEST
68:22
She shows up with a minivan full of children, just screaming at him in Spanish.
RyanGUEST
68:28
She drops me off, like, a mile from my mother's house, and there had, had just been this big storm, so there was no power, uh, in our neighborhood.
RyanGUEST
68:37
So I walk in the snow, uh, to my mother's house.
RyanGUEST
68:40
I don't have keys.
DaveSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
71:20
Yeah.
StephenHOST
7:53
[laughs]
RyanGUEST
7:54
Hmm.
RyanGUEST
7:55
Must be from the videos or something where I've had, you know, scripted lines.
RyanGUEST
7:58
But yeah, they were just like, "Wait, sorry, are you the rhino?" I was just like, "Yeah, yeah." I was like, "Oh, we, we watched recently."

28 MINS LATER

StephenHOST
35:46
We give you that hug.
RyanGUEST
35:47
Yes.
RyanGUEST
35:47
Yeah.
RyanGUEST
35:49
Yeah.
14:15
When did you guys start noticing weird stuff going on and around the property prior to Emilyn seeing it?
RyanGUEST
14:24
About, I'm trying to think, Emilyn's thirteen, so about ten years ago, my sister acquired thirty acres.
RyanGUEST
14:34
Just shortly thereafter, I was able to acquire the thirty acres next to it.
RyanGUEST
14:38
So between my sister and I, we have thirty acres, field, oak trees, some apple trees that were left over from the previous farming days when it was a different family that owned it.
RyanGUEST
14:52
And then there's like a creek that runs down along the back.
RyanGUEST
14:55
And we're the only ones out there.
RyanGUEST
14:57
So I don't know, I-- when I first started noticing things, I guess it would be maybe like we would always be out.
18:43
Kind of from your perspective, tell me about what, what happened that night.
DaveHOST
14:25
Right.
RyanGUEST
14:25
All of us grew up as kids with, you know, 20 bucks.
RyanGUEST
14:28
Um, so I went way overboard.
RyanGUEST
14:30
And then I actually found a lot of insight on Reddit, funny enough, like the sport c- card subs on there, and then I ended up on-

11 MINS LATER

PhilHOST
25:48
It was an auction, right?
RyanGUEST
25:49
... on auction in October last fall, and it was never paid for.
RyanGUEST
25:54
At the time I didn't have the funds to buy it, so I was like, "Oh, whatever," like I missed it.
RyanGUEST
25:59
And then it, someone must have not paid 'cause three weeks later it popped up again.
TylerHOST
90:06
I mean, me and Mike do it with our businesses as much as we can, but, um, has social media been good to you organically?
RyanGUEST
90:13
Yeah, man, it's a huge, it's a huge asset.
RyanGUEST
90:15
It's one of the most important tools you can use as a, as a business owner, as, you know, anybody really.
RyanGUEST
90:23
It, it's, it's fricking amazing what you're able to do with it.
RyanGUEST
90:26
I think the problem is, is that, uh, most people treat it differently than they do in their normal lives.
RyanGUEST
90:32
Like, most people who are, uh, pretty social, I guess, like everybody in here, I see the chats and everything.
RyanGUEST
90:39
Like, everybody's kind of fired up.

11 MINS LATER

TylerHOST
102:04
[laughs]
TylerHOST
77:50
I'm not sure, but go ahead and fill us in on MOVE first.
RyanGUEST
77:54
You know, I'm not an expert.
RyanGUEST
77:55
I did, uh, visit Philadelphia for a wedding a couple years ago, and I visited both the Tun- site of Tun Tavern, which was the first Marine Corps recruiting station, part of our lore, and I also visited Cobbs Creek and the site of the MOVE bombing in 1985.
RyanGUEST
78:13
And I, I'll be honest with you, I had much more of, like, an emotional experience in Cobbs Creek and, you know, just at the site of that.
RyanGUEST
78:21
And yes, you know, the police from a helicopter dropped C4 on these people, and they did not allow fire department to intervene for 90 minutes.
RyanGUEST
78:36
Uh, I think five adults were killed, and six children also lost their lives.
RyanGUEST
78:42
And I think this is important 'cause I think a week ago or two we were talking about, uh, 13 people allegedly killed in Iran.

17 MINS LATER

MikeHOST
95:38
Was us going to war wrong?
ClintHOST
2:05
So how, how was your lower Columbia-
RyanGUEST
2:07
Uh, it was good.
RyanGUEST
2:08
It was good.
RyanGUEST
2:09
Honestly, we had, uh, some dirty water conditions, right.
RyanGUEST
2:13
Um, coming into the season, it looked like we were gonna have, like, this eight feet of visibility, warm water, and then we got a storm front right before, like, April 1st that came through.
RyanGUEST
2:24
Water colored up, um, little bit tougher, but we were still getting them, and once the turbidity came down, we really started getting them good.
ClintHOST
3:13
Okay.
RyanGUEST
3:13
Yeah, it flooded like in Orofino.
11:27
And I'm kinda curious what you think and what you credit for the pop punk and emo comeback.
RyanGUEST
11:34
Yeah, you know, it's super interesting, right? 'Cause you had, you know, Warped was this thing, this, this beast unto itself, you know, where it combined cultures.
RyanGUEST
11:44
It combined, you know, like, kinda the X Games with skate punk, with, you know, with hip hop, with eventually hardcore and emo and screamo and, um, you know, heavier bands with Taste of Chaos kind of as an offshoot with that.
RyanGUEST
11:59
Um, and I think those, uh, the bands that kind of, uh, proliferated around that time, you know, kinda benefited from technology in a way.
RyanGUEST
12:09
You know, being able to disseminate their music, uh, being able to, like, record at home and even, like, self-produce at home and be able to kinda present that to labels who were like, "Yeah, we'll get behind that," you know?We'll either re-record it with, you know, with, with professional producers, or we'll, like, put it out as is, and you guys get to just keep all that.
RyanGUEST
12:30
And, like, goes into tour support.
RyanGUEST
12:32
You know, and then, like, you're throwing bands on tour.

8 MINS LATER

20:16
How did you guys feel about it kinda coming up, and then is there any change to how you feel about it now?
BradHOST
16:38
Ry Guy, what'd you think of it?
RyanGUEST
16:41
This episode was solid.
RyanGUEST
16:44
I, you know, it was...
RyanGUEST
16:46
I'm a little torn here because I found this e- episode by far to be the most engaging of the season so far, but I also have a lot of wait, what's- Yeah ... and a lot of them are plot-related.
RyanGUEST
16:56
Yeah.
RyanGUEST
16:57
Right? So they're not like LOL funny things.
RyanGUEST
16:59
There's a couple of those, but it's, it's a tough spot to be in because I was entertained by the episode, and I cannot say I was entertained by the first two episodes.
BradHOST
19:00
[laughs]
51:03
But people are loving it.
RyanGUEST
51:04
Do you think you're gonna change, or are you just gonna stay you, like, as your profile continues to rise?
NickHOST
53:09
That's just pleasure.
RyanGUEST
53:10
Yeah.
RyanGUEST
53:11
Yeah.
RyanGUEST
53:11
I, I, I saw this pr- I didn't know who he was.
RyanGUEST
53:13
I saw this PrEP video.
RyanGUEST
53:14
I was like, "This is s-" And then what happened? He went to Vegas, and then they didn't like him, so he left?
13:02
Is the deputy able to determine that Walter is going to Sophia's house or just that the car is parked legally and we don't have grounds here to have a report or anything?
RyanGUEST
13:13
Yeah.
RyanGUEST
13:13
So that's what the deputy discovers is that he has no idea where the owner or the occupant of the vehicle is.
RyanGUEST
13:18
But just like in any other neighborhood, you could have a guest over, even somebody, a family relative or family friend visiting.
RyanGUEST
13:25
We get these calls, and sometimes they're nothing, and so we just clear them out.
RyanGUEST
13:29
But it was a good data point for me later on following back up to say that Walter's vehicle was in fact in front of the house during this timeframe.
RyanGUEST
13:37
So Sophia and Walter's relationship continues, but it's coming to an end, and I'll kinda go into that.

6 MINS LATER

19:51
So how does Walter take the breakup?
OliviaHOST
4:59
Biking is not really my strong suit.
RyanGUEST
5:00
Wait a second.
RyanGUEST
5:02
You're scared? Scared of biking? [laughs] I thought this challenge was about finding swans, but all I see is a chicken.
RyanGUEST
5:11
[laughs] Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.

6 MINS LATER

OliviaHOST
11:33
Ryan? What are you doing here? Weren't you way up ahead?
RyanGUEST
11:37
Yeah, I was so far ahead, I doubled back before the bridge.
RyanGUEST
11:41
I just couldn't resist.
RyanGUEST
11:43
I haven't had a good bike ride in weeks.
DanHOST
21:04
[clears throat]
RyanGUEST
21:04
So to flesh out his backstory was important.
RyanGUEST
21:07
But the more they bring him back, I feel like the more we just kinda go ring around the rosy with it, and it's the same old stuff over and over.
RyanGUEST
21:12
Uh, to the point of Elliott, him and Kat continue to have no chemistry, and not only do they have no chemistry, I feel like they really go out of their way to make them very unlikable and just, like, unrelatable to the audience.
RyanGUEST
21:23
Like, they've done this whole hoopla, song and dance for years.
RyanGUEST
21:27
At no point on or off camera they've talked about what they're gonna do with kids after, after they get married.
RyanGUEST
21:32
It's just like they're just very unlikable chara- I like Kat.
DanHOST
21:38
Ugh
DozaHOST
8:12
Why?
RyanGUEST
8:13
So the, the models with Claude at the moment, like, uh, real wor- real world use cases, like I have found, or we have found internally too, that it is far better at sounding human, thinking through pro- pr- uh, problems, and also not just agreeing with you, first and foremost.
RyanGUEST
8:28
So that's the biggest thing.
RyanGUEST
8:30
Their models are evolving better, and then there's these things called Claude Cowork that allow you to set up projects that can actually then manage things on your computer.
DozaHOST
11:31
Mm.
RyanGUEST
11:32
So then you might be thinking, "Well, that's one email." Simple.
RyanGUEST
11:36
It's still an AI at that point.
RyanGUEST
11:37
You can say, here's a tip for everyone, you get the top 10 questions from your members in your studio, your Pilates studio.
MattHOST
2:06
So what happened this time, mate?
RyanGUEST
2:08
Um, well, I, I went to the, to the usual block and, um, had a bit of a look around.
RyanGUEST
2:15
There wasn't as much sign as normal when it came to the reds, but I sort of perched up in a, I don't know, just a nice little spot I could sort of see probably, I don't know, a fair bit of country anyway, and a couple of hind calls and, um, I ended up filming a few younger red stags coming in.
RyanGUEST
2:33
I had a, I think he was like a four by four or five by five or something.
RyanGUEST
2:38
And then one really young bloke.
RyanGUEST
2:40
Um, had a couple of what sounded like better fellas roaring further off, but they were over the fence into the navies unfortunately, so that one was a no-go.
RyanGUEST
2:49
Um, spent a few days up there and then went to another block of mine, uh, that's only got two pretty small little gullies in it.

57 MINS LATER

MattHOST
59:55
How did they all play about?
MarlonHOST
40:23
Yeah.
RyanGUEST
40:23
Ear- early in the season.
RyanGUEST
40:24
Once, once you see those, I would say as the counts are climbing, and if your water temp's still cool enough, I think herring is definitely something that should be in your arsenal.
RyanGUEST
40:37
Um, and I guess kinda as the crowds show up, the shrimp game turns into pretty strong, you know? But, uh-
JasonGUEST
40:47
And you think that's just a pressure thing to where they're seeing so much stuff, and it's just, you know, that smaller presentation?
RyanGUEST
40:53
Yeah, and there's, there's a time.
RyanGUEST
40:53
Like, I, I say herring is, like, first two hours, last two hours of daylight.
RyanGUEST
40:57
Like, if I go out there, I'm gonna kill couple, two, three fish on the herring.
DanHOST
12:00
[laughs] Maybe that's the ticket.
RyanGUEST
12:00
ticket.This episode is completely fine.
RyanGUEST
12:04
It's largely coherent, um, plays up the threads of last week.
RyanGUEST
12:09
I would also say it's decently, uh, per Dan's point, forgettable.
RyanGUEST
12:14
Um, and it's still nearly impossible for me to buy into the stakes of what this season is asking me to do.
RyanGUEST
12:19
I'm not really here to talk about this week's episode, though.
RyanGUEST
12:21
I, but I- There we go ...

12 MINS LATER

DanHOST
24:00
Dude.
DozaHOST
25:35
... who aren't staff, and then we'll talk through the client manifesto.
RyanGUEST
25:40
Let's do it.
RyanGUEST
25:41
So this is our internal Geronimo manifesto.
RyanGUEST
25:44
Welcome to Geronimo.
RyanGUEST
25:45
You're not joining a company, you're joining a cause.
RyanGUEST
25:48
Every day you show up here, you're doing work that actually matters.
RyanGUEST
25:51
You're strengthening the most important businesses in every neighborhood, the studios that save lives, heal families, and hold communities together.
DozaHOST
26:26
Mm.

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