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Rodney

May 14, 2026

FrenGUEST
9:28
Massage chairs.
RodneyGUEST
9:28
[sighs] Okay, Rodney, you got this.
RodneyGUEST
9:32
Showtime.
RodneyGUEST
9:35
Red gusher, don't fail me now.
RodneyGUEST
9:37
[clears throat] Ah, my leg, it's broken and bleeding.
RodneyGUEST
9:45
Look at all this ushery red ickiness.
RodneyGUEST
9:49
Oh, lordy, lordy, I can't stand the sight of blood.

24 MINS LATER

JaniceGUEST
33:51
Tell them to meet us in the testing chamber.
JaniceGUEST
4:47
What's up?
RodneyGUEST
4:49
Look, um, there's something I've been meaning to bring up, and it's just been hard to find the words.
JaniceGUEST
4:56
Mm, mm-hmm.
RodneyGUEST
4:57
Sometimes when two people spend a lot of time together, feelings are bound to develop.
JackGUEST
27:28
Fuck! Somebody find the shards.
RodneyGUEST
27:31
Shit, shit, shit.
RodneyGUEST
27:32
Oh, shit.
RodneyGUEST
27:33
Oh.
RodneyGUEST
27:34
Shards.
RodneyGUEST
27:36
Sh- shards.
RodneyGUEST
27:36
Shards? Oh, there's someone I could ask.
KurtGUEST
32:38
Remember...
Dr. HomewoodVOICE_ACTOR
30:47
Observe.
RodneyGUEST
30:47
I, I, I, I don't like that.
RodneyGUEST
30:49
What is that? I, I didn't sign up to play fucking games.
JaniceVOICE_ACTOR
35:00
[pants] Is that a... [pants]
RodneyGUEST
35:04
Can I get a hint? Can you do that? 'Cause I, I think I did what you wanted.

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