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Rob Moriarty
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Aug 17, 2026
The Edinburgh Fringe 2026 - Day 11
3:48
4:28

Rob MoriartyGUEST
And, yeah, about 20 minutes in, I could see them, and I just went... is everything all right it's like i don't is everything okay and then the woman was just like no no i i'm sorry i got it i got it and she got her bag and she left then her husband was kind of like like i gotta go with her type thing and then the two people remaining yeah i was like do you know them and then she was like um yeah that's my sister and her husband and i went oh god And then, because it was in the middle of all this gay stuff, gay sex stuff, I was kind of like, just as a joke, I was just kind of like, ah, well, you know, she's probably homophobic or whatever.

Rob MoriartyGUEST
The husband was like, no, you can't talk about people like that when they're not here.
176. Church (with Rob Moriarty)
37:31
72:47
72:52

Rob MoriartyGUEST
the Catholics have told you no they slammed the door in my face no more room at the inn fuck off so I go down to this other church and this church is closed as well but I go down the side and there's a little door open at the side and then I go in and there's like kids playing around like it's like a Montessori type thing and I was like they're up to their old tricks and I don't know but I open the door and there's kids playing mincing around and I was like fuck fuck's sake and then i leave and then this like old black woman called charlene yes she sees me and she was like everything oh because she sees this like dodgy looking fella skulking around the fucking grounds of the church yeah yeah she doesn't know what the fuck's going on yeah there's kids in there you know let's keep her look at my will exactly that is i think we should just end there fucking hell that was good That's so good, I didn't even laugh.
34 MINS LATER

Rob MoriartyGUEST
for the first time in like two weeks, I was like, fuck, I'll get through this.

Rob MoriartyGUEST
And, uh, But then, yeah, so then I felt that and I was like, I don't know if I'll go back.
