And everybody hates the Dallas Cowboys fans.

Everyone hates Arsenal fans.

Is that the truth? Yes, because we are like...

I mean, Arsenal, like Liverpool fans, they like... cheer their team on to the bitter end.

Arsenal fans leave if we're losing.

Right.

And we're also quite annoying, I think.

Have you gotten into a fist fight?

The worst thing, though,

is I know people go, obviously it's his stage name, and you go, what a wanker if I was called Colin.

And they went, what's your name? The first time I went, Red Richardson.

You're like, what the twat? But it is my real name.

I wouldn't do that.

If I was Colin, you'd know.

But yeah, so that was where, and it was loads of sort of like outdoor field parties where you'd be three in the morning and you'd be just like on drugs and they'll be just look over and there's like, a five-year-old called Wolf running around.

You know what I mean?

[laughs]

Yeah.

To both...

Yeah, to s- Basically, it was fucking odd.

It's, it's weird to do.

Um, I went and did a...

I, I, well, so I went and I did a few nights in a club, in the clubs the before, because they make you go and you gotta run the set in front of producers.

How, how hard was it to get a set through their regulation of what you can and can't say?

[laughs]

It's like, he's kind of like, "What?" But then, uh, he told me a funny thing.

He was like, he did, uh [laughs] he sort of revealed a load in, in the s- seconds of meeting him.

Oh, he got the other thing.

He has a...

He's got a g- he's a germaphobe.

So he...

It's real fucking proper.

... and then ICE comes around, they're like, "Come on," and they're like-

Well, this is, I came here two years ago, and so in England, the, the view of, um, Trump was that it was, like, this white supremacist.

All his followers were white sort of hicks.

And you get here, and I, first thing I saw was this disabled guy in a wheelchair, and he's Black, and he's just covered in Trump merch.

And I'm like, okay, so there's a Black disabled guy.

He di-

But everyone's really like, "It's Jordan."

Who would your Beckham be? So imagine Beckham was never, like...

[laughing]

Saw this guy the other day, put a picture of a lion with a quote.

The quote said, "I'm loyal to my core, but if you cross me, you'll find out my bite is way stronger than your bark." I was just like, "Did the neighbors park you in again, Gary?"

[laughing]

There's this guy at my gym though.

He's...

He doesn't leave me alone.

He's always sweating.

[laughs] That sound good.

Um, actually I do, do a bit about it.

I don't have a stand up about it, but I was in...

So I'm in a, a, when I lived, I moved out, but we lived in this block of flats.

There was like 72 people in it, and there was a WhatsApp group for the whole block.And this, this, uh, gay couple at this party.

So there's, yeah, 72 people in the WhatsApp group, and this guy living with his wife and kids messages the group and was like, "This party's going on." It was like at, you know, literally 9 o'clock the next morning, and, uh, he was like, "This is a fucking disgrace." The whole back and forth, and the gay guy went, "The only disgrace is you messaging me on Grindr to say that I have a nice ass, and you've been checking it out." So the guy had messaged the gay guy.

So he was a closeted gay guy with a wife and kid.

[laughs]

Well, they did

such a blind...

Because I don't think anyone thought he was... 70% think he's innocent.

I don't...

I guarantee that's probably 20%.

I think they just don't care.

So like, fuck you.

at Christmas

She's

the original Karen.

Didn't she say, she said something like...

No, I can really talk to African-American women.

And that's like, you know, that's like three glasses of Chardonnay and being like, don't worry, I've got this.

I speak jive, sisters.

It's Tarantino whenever he does a press check.

One in 9.8 billion.