Mm-hmm.

She doesn't even wanna be in an open relationship.

Then she starts telling me, "I wish my partner was more like you," and she starts saying all this shit.

And I'm like, "Just leave your partner." Then she's like, "No, it's complicated and I can't do that, and da, da, da, da." And I'm like, "So then if you want me in the relationship, put me in, like, talk to your partner about it-

Yeah.

That's mad crazy.

And what's even crazier is that I went through with it.

That's what, that's what's really even crazier, is the fact that I was like, "Yeah, you know, like, just, just walk all over me and spit on me while you're at it." You know? Like just [laughs]...