Mm-hmm.

She doesn't even wanna be in an open relationship.

Then she starts telling me, "I wish my partner was more like you," and she starts saying all this shit.

And I'm like, "Just leave your partner." Then she's like, "No, it's complicated and I can't do that, and da, da, da, da." And I'm like, "So then if you want me in the relationship, put me in, like, talk to your partner about it-

Would they like me?

I mean, if they're identifying as a lesbian, I would hope so.

But you know, you know a lot of women now, especially straight women, they be like, "Yeah, like I might as well just...

Now I'm a lesbian," and they really, they really believe that in their head without really understanding.