Music.

[laughs] [music]

One, two, three.

Good morning to you.

Good morning to you.

Good morning dear teacher and phooey on you.

[laughs]

As the curtain rises, we are in the home of Aunt Polly just before breakfast.

Curtain.

Music.

Tom! Tom

We never swim formal.

I'll see you after school, Huck, and we'll go fishing.

All right, drop by the city hall and pick me up.

Okay, so long, Your Honor.

Who'd you pick in the Kentucky Derby?

Well, I didn't know who to bet on, so just before the race I went in the clubhouse to think about it over a mint julep.

Yes, Philip, my angel.

Heh, heh, heh, they think I've gone, but I'm really peeking in the window, folks.

I'll lift it up a little and listen.

[footsteps]

Hi-ho,

hi-ho, hi-ho.

Two rounds a night we'll go.

A tape will blow and grab the dope.

Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho.

Now don't be late, you know.

We've got to work quick with a chisel and stick.

Someday we'll go away Someday so far away And how thrilling that

Phil, Phil, that introduction was for me.

Oh, I'm sorry, Dad, but when Donzie said fifth, I just naturally opened my mouth.

[laughs]

I seen Francis, and once when that mule was talking, instead of the past perfect tense, he used the past indicative and wound up with a dangling participle.

We'll have to wait until it's over.

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm not gonna sit through this.

Take it away.

I give up.

I surrender.

What?

I confess.

I got other troubles.

I know, Jack.

I heard you talking about your diet, and I wouldn't go through that for all the pictures in the world.

Yeah?

And then I had corn on the cob with melted butter just oozing out of it.