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Phil Bird
Philipp Altmann ("Phil"), Germany-based competitive Premodern Magic: the Gathering storm player and co-host of the podcast "2 Cabal Therapists - A Session about Premodern".
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Bring Your Best Dab: Michigan Is Competing With Oregon For The Best Hash In The Country
Tottenham Hotspur: Standing On The Edge Of The Abyss
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9:06JackHOST
Like, and what I watch, what's served up to me week in, week out is not very entertaining." That, and, and that seems to be the crux of it, d-don't you think?
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9:15PhilGUEST
And I think the kind of-- I, I think I've said this before, certainly to you about this, um, the kind of the elephant in the room here is that we complain as Spurs fans because the club has been taken in a direction that we were fully on board with.
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9:30PhilGUEST
We played our part in saying, "Fine, we'll pay higher tickets because we understand how football is on the provision that we start to compete and we start to get better.
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9:43PhilGUEST
We'll pay the second highest, um, ticket prices in the league." And our-- the other end of the bargain hasn't been held up, and no one will point to that because it's all, you know, pointing out fans are paying too much is not good for Sky, it's not good for any broadcasters because they're all charging fans too high as well.
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10:01PhilGUEST
So it's that big part of it that gets missed that therefore we're just told, "Oh, shut up," you know.
29 MINS LATER
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38:37JackHOST
Uh, it just, it's, it's, it's, it's so frustrating, and it's good that we've got all these [chuckles] podcasts to get all that out, isn't it?
One-off Tests, an exciting England Lions squad and Yas' Wisden podcast journey comes to an end...
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43:54PhilGUEST
Um, we, we saw a bit of an opportunity, uh, for a machine that, um, uh, that essentially people could use at home at an affordable price.
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44:01PhilGUEST
I think, at the time, uh, some of the, the more well-known, uh, club machines were, were available and, and you're looking sort of 2,000 quid plus.
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44:11PhilGUEST
Uh, it wasn't really an achievable f- thing for most people to have, uh, in the back garden or, um, or for a lot of clubs, uh, juniors and so forth.
Brentford 2 Crystal Palace 2 - Post-Match Podcast From The Stands
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1:46Billy GrantHOST
Um, disappointed, but at the end of the day, we were quite happy with a point, weren't we?
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1:58PhilGUEST
Uh, looked pretty good going forward, uh, during those moments, playing some nice little bits of football.
We Bought the Lowest Mileage Early Porsche 911 IN THE WORLD!
48:29
Spike FerestenHOST
What is it, I know it's a Ford Explorer underneath, but the wagon part, w- how did this come to be?
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48:38PhilGUEST
You know what? I saw this, somebody that knew somebody sent me a guy that owned this down in, like, Alabama or Arkansas or something like that.
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50:47PhilGUEST
Uh, you don't wanna drop anything out of your pockets, 'cause the sides are just open to the road.
Isles Den Episode 2 | Season Recap FT. Phil & Eric
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11:06EricGUEST
... of the guys that worked, and the awkward acquisitions, and the weird usage by Wa towards the end just c- they, they, they combined to just, you know, the team looked tired, the team looked dead.
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11:19PhilGUEST
I mean, my thoughts on the usage is that if you're a coach and your back is up against the wall, right, like, your default setting will be, "All right, how do I save my job, and what is one thing that I could control here where I, if I do this, well, don't blame me, this is, this was your idea." And I think he kind of took Palat, and took Soucy, and took Schenn, and went like, "You know what? You brought them in here.
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11:47PhilGUEST
I'm gonna put Palat in the top six." And, um, towards the end, they had Soucy playing big minutes, and, "Look, these are the guys you gave me, and these are the replacement pieces, and, and this is you." That, to me, was what I thought Wa was doing.
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12:02PhilGUEST
It could just be that these were guys that Wa legitimately thought were good in those roles.
45 MINS LATER
Searching for Soldier Dad: 4. The dads
Ask Us Anything (Magic Con Vegas)
Searching for Soldier Dad
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20:39PhilGUEST
It's getting to Nanyuki would be the problem because I don't know how to get there, 'cause I'm dyslexic and I've got problems with learning and things like that.
LAST CONFESSION
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2:11PhilGUEST
And when he got in a car wreck a few years ago, it, it felt like I was in there with him.
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Things we collect
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1:29PippaGUEST
I do have a record collection, so I only had a few records, but when I got married, we asked for records for presents, so now we have loads of records.
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3:58PhilGUEST
I have loads and loads of books that I very rarely read, so I should probably get rid of them all.
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4:07PhilGUEST
Um, my son is obsessed with frogs, and he has loads of things that are frogs or look like frogs or books about frogs or has absolutely loads of them.
The Quartering Is A Low IQ Inbred Loser - H3 Show #259
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46:59speaker_22PANELIST
Yeah, that's good.
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47:04PhilGUEST
The fabric swatches on the outside, are some of them, like, um, that you didn't use in apparel? Some of them favorites from the apparel line? Like, what did you-
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The Undecideds: One Year Later
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54:03Will KabakCORRESPONDENT
Um, but, uh, just as a starting point, just to jump off, um, in a, a very broad conversation, um, when you look back on that election, you think about it today, uh, what stands out in your mind? Um, and when you think about your vote in that election, um, is there anything that you would do differently now?
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54:23PhilGUEST
[clears throat] Well, the way I handled the dilemma I faced is that I refused to vote for either candidate, um, which is not a, an action I prefer taking, but it was a-- it was standing up, up and saying, "I'm, I'm not gonna be forced, um, to vote for either one because I think neither are qualified." And, um, so I, I stand by that.
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54:56PhilGUEST
Um, uh, and my general response is that, um, [sighs] you know, I, I'm a, a right-leaning, uh, center right-leaning, um, Republican, um, a classic liberal, um, who's finding it difficult to, to locate himself in the modern Republican Party, but not in the least bit interested in participating in, um, the current nature of the Democratic Party.
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55:30PhilGUEST
So I'm, I'm a, I'm a person without a home, and, [clears throat] um, that remains the case.
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55:37PhilGUEST
I, I think Trump has turned out to be, in some ways, the worst, um, worst case scenario of himself.
Ep 587 - PHIL (feat. Steve Gerben & Chris O'Connor)
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13:07PhilGUEST
And I stuck it on top of, you know, the, the c- enclosure that they put over the pool.
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13:12PhilGUEST
And the guy came out yesterday to close the spa down and, uh, he said, "Did, did you put that submersible pump on top of the, the netting there?" Like, and I said, "Well, yeah." He said, "Well, the water goes right through.
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13:27PhilGUEST
You've gotta put the submersible pump underneath that on the step." I didn't know that.
48 MINS LATER
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61:33PhilGUEST
We lived, uh, about 10 miles from here, or five miles from here, and back then in the mid-'80s, we had a landline, you know, phone, okay? So I would answer this phone and say, "Hello, Gilles's," and I would hear this , like this pervert on the other end.
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2:37

Jeff GuoHOST
But the most dramatic change, all of Phil's cravings, not just for food, but for pills and alcohol, all those addictions, they just kind of vanished.
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2:47PhilGUEST
Literally, the, the bourbon in my freezer sat in my freezer for probably, I would say, maybe till Christmas or something like that.
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2:59PhilGUEST
And I, like, I took one drink, and I was like, "Oh, what, what are you doing? What, what are you doing, idiot?" I was just, didn't enjoy it at all.
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3:06PhilGUEST
So yeah, the craziest thing that I can describe it, what it does is limits the rewards.
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3:14PhilGUEST
Like, all those, the food and the pills and the alcohol, it quiets all that noise, all that extra noise that's in, you know, not in, in normal people, but in addicts, it just quiets it.
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30:03PhilGUEST
month.And I get that it sounds crazy, but you know, I realize that for a lot of listeners, it would be insane to order something from China and all that.
Why Companies Are Buying Bitcoin & Consulting Crashing Out?
4:57
Toby HowellHOST
And secondly, give me your thoughts on how NVIDIA is navigating this China situation.
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5:07PhilGUEST
NVIDIA has had to shift things around to comply with the new administration's trade policy, notably, as Toby said, NVIDIA took a four and a half billion dollar hit for having too many H20s on hand after the April 9th deadline for shipping them to China.
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5:20PhilGUEST
The H20s were an intentionally downgraded GPU model designed specifically to meet export controls set by the US government for China.
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5:28PhilGUEST
NVIDIA ended up making too many, took too many orders, and weren't able to ship them out in time.
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149:19speaker_0HOST
Yep.
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149:20PhilGUEST
... critical information that is not, you know, in a LLM that OpenAI might have been, uh, able to train on.
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149:26PhilGUEST
So, uh, you know, I think if you're ever going to see AI actually, uh, disrupt manufacturing-
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153:13speaker_1HOST
Yeah.
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153:13PhilGUEST
... you know, all the big guys can just dump money on the fanciest schmanciest, you know, AI LM stuff, but the key to saving the American industrial base isn't just making the topmost, you know, wealthy companies have more and more advanced technologies and having, like, a 99%-1% split of that distribution technology.
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