I mean, uh, that would be the last thing Britain needs, your militant left to get a lesson on street fighting from France.

France.Well, quite.

It's nice that Britain is sending some unwanted immigration in France's direction for a change, though.

And I was thinking, why isn't she at work, that woman? And then I realized, well, she's both a student and a socialist, so I imagine the chances of her ever getting a job are incredibly low.

Uh, I do regret to inform you, though, that the revolutionary communist party in Britain, which is growing in number, have seen what's going on in France and released a video saying that we need to bring that over here.

And it is absolutely shocking to be seeing all of this stuff.

We did actually have vile protests yesterday on October the 7th, where students walked around with a placard saying, "Glory to our martyrs." Um, they are, in case you are wondering about that, obviously talking about Hamas there.

Start with Green Party leader Zac Polanski, who's one of the candidates.

Can you, can you tell the audience kind of what this operation was in Calais, and what it was you were trying to uncover?

Absolutely.

So we have now had 200,000 illegal immigrants cross the English Channel in small boats, which to an American audience might not sound big, 'cause everything's bigger and better in America, isn't it? And you guys have millions.

Excuse me.

You guys have millions.

But to us, we are a, a smaller country, both geographically and in terms of numbers, and that is a, a huge number of people who've come over.

So 200,000.

Okay.

Patrick, by all indications, this woman seems to have prevented a major terrorist attack.

I mean, she might have actually seriously stopped a war, genuinely.

It's hard to overstate how serious this could have been.

Had they succeeded in what it looks like they wanted to do with various different vehicles packed full of explosives and the military base there, if they'd have succeeded in blowing up US jets, killing US personnel, killing British service personnel right here on British soil, and it turned out that they are indeed linked to Iran... then I think we would probably have to go to war with Iran, wouldn't we? I mean, the Americans would certainly use that as another excuse to bomb the living daylights out of Tehran.

We would then be expected to be involved in that.

I think the British public would expect us to be involved in that.

But thanks to this eagle-eyed farmer who has clearly not been infected by the, you know, woke mind virus here and actually did believe what she could see with her own eyes.

What do we know about this guy and what was he plotting?

Patrick, this is a pretty bad failure.

This is a full blown national security emergency.

We've had 1,200 illegal immigrants arrive in Britain in the last 48 hours alone.

Some of them, as you pointed out, have gone completely undetected.

We have had recorded cases of Iranian terrorist sleeper cells and ISIS fanatics already having come across the channel.

Those are the ones we know about.

Last week, I went and reported live from the camps in northern France.

And the crazy thing about all of that, because I was reading about much of what you've described, is who gets arrested? Locals who turn up to protest these illegals being allowed into the country.

Patrick, what's behind this move from the Labor government and what does it mean for the relationship between Israel and the UK?

Well, Ed Miliband has been described as being like Wallace without the grommet previously, and I'm inclined to believe that.

It is a catastrophic mistake.

You just rattled off some of the different things that Israel has done by way of retaliation.

I think the biggest one, though, is something that we won't really know about until it potentially goes very, very wrong, which is, is Israel going to continue to share high-level counter-terrorism intelligence with the UK? We have had several late-stage terror attacks flashed foiled in this country, probably just a mile or so from where I'm sitting talking to you now, as a direct result of the Israelis sharing their intelligence with us, especially about Iranian terrorist sleeper cells.

Are they going to continue to do that? Or are we going to be fending for ourselves now? And that puts the wider British public at risk.

Ed Miliband said, oh, it's all about a two-state solution.

How is that possible?

There's a bit to unpack there, but what surprised me the most... is 42% of doctors in the UK were trained abroad, mostly in India and Egypt.

I'm so glad you've said that, because that actually is the bigger story, I think, here, isn't it? I mean, they say that the NHS wouldn't survive without foreign doctors.

I mean, unfortunately, several NHS patients haven't survived because of foreign doctors.

Two stories in one here.

The medics trained abroad, 55.6% of cases were misconduct.

Proven was last year... 42% of doctors working in the UK are foreign.

The most common overseas training locations for people who were sanctioned was India, followed by Egypt, then Nigeria and Pakistan.

Tell me about that.

Patrick, this can't be right.

Well, it obviously isn't right, but they're saying it anyway.

I mean, I was having a look at all of the things that we give asylum seekers in this country and illegal immigrants in this country.

Free SIM cards for their phones.

There are even classes to teach them how to become nightclub DJs.

Free tickets to Premier League football matches.

They obviously are given a booklet on how not to sexually assault someone, which is absolutely insane.

Are you happy to have them back, Patrick? Absolutely not, no.

Patrick, the question is why?

That's the question we all want the answer to, isn't it? It was a shock for Britain.

I imagine it was also an incredible shock for the royal family, because supposedly the king was only told about this on Sunday, despite having actually seen Prince Harry about a month ago.

Goodness only knows what Prince William is thinking about all of this at the moment.

Nobody's actually asked Britain if we want them back.

We talk a lot about unwanted immigration into our country at the moment, and this appears to potentially be more of the same.

The cynic in me would say that this is potentially something for tax purposes.

Do you think they'd ever have a chance he'd ever be allowed to work as a royal again, or was that him just briefing journalists about what he'd love?

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... to a question from our political editor, who put to him that children in Paddington have been writing letters to him.

One of them, for example, is a seven-year-old boy who wants to be able to go to his sister's grave unaccompanied, something he will not be able to do if you bus in 1,200 illegal young men from, you know, troubled parts of the world.

Burnham essentially laughed at that, ignored it, refused to meet with the seven-year-old boy, and then said that middle class areas need to do their bit.

Well, there are a few areas that are very middle class and wealthy, like Cambridge.

It's also a city of sanctuary.

It's also a Labour constituency.

And, and Burnham spending half of his first month as prime minister on holidays, what's the reaction been to that?

That's

exactly how I decide what my running order is.

And it replicates, I think, what is going on in people's front rooms.

Not everyone, in every family, in every house has the same political views.

And you sit there and you go back and forth, you chat about it over the dinner table, or if you're on a long car journey and you have those kind of discussions.

And I think the really important thing is trying to bring that to the TV.

But I also do fundamentally think that in a world now where there are so many options out there... you know, Netflix, all these different things that you could be doing, especially at the time of night that my show is on.

There is a reason, whilst we're all out in Essex tonight, what are you doing?

Patrick, this was someone the left hailed as a darling of DEI, but it seems it was all too good to be true.

This story has got Netflix series written all over it.

So this is, I think, Britain's biggest Walter Mitty.

He claimed to have appeared on a television show that aired 20 years before he was born.

He said he wrote a book that turns out was never published.

He claimed he couldn't talk until he was 11 and couldn't read until he was 18.

He claimed he ran 600 miles in six days, which would have made him an elite world-class athlete.

I mean, that's just unbelievable.

What has he been up to in his new home in Britain?

Oh, absolutely beggars belief.

He was denied asylum three times.

He was given a house food money.

We paid for his legal aid.

He then went into a school with a knife, a hammer, a hatchet and half a jerry cans worth of petrol, having already tried to get into another school.

Now, thankfully, it was the school holidays.

Any sign that he will change anything here, at least, you know, in time for the next election?

But how does this one make Britain more competitive, you know, richer, earning its way back again to, you know, be great again?

Well, it doesn't, unfortunately, Andrew, as you have correctly identified.

So far, we have had VAT cut on energy bills.

That is unfunded.

We've got a £2 bus fare cap that is largely unfunded.

20% VAT cut on pubs and clubs, as you just said there, unfunded.

What's happening here is that they are rolling the wicket for massive, massive tax hikes.

Or something else.

Book direct at choicehotels.com. See you on the roof.

The Telford grooming gang scandal, which at the time was the largest grooming gang scandal in the UK, absolutely horrific situation there.

More than 1,000 mostly vulnerable, young, working-class, underage white girls with troubled backgrounds and home lives, systematically abused on an industrial scale by predominantly British Pakistani men in the area.

The BBC put that story, when it broke... as something like the third story on their local Shropshire news page.

So that's the UK's at the time.

If you wanted to find out by consuming your news through our national broadcaster about what was at the time the UK's largest ever grooming gang scandal, you would have had to have gone to their Shropshire news page and scroll down a bit.

Now, why? There's no way that you can tell me that the BBC do not think that that's a massive story.

And the test today is, are you going to expose these abuses of young girls, but you know you might face some difficulties and criticism from some friends? And most people

But anyway, what do you think Nigel's up to? Because I can't see how this is going to work for him.

Yeah, I mean, look, basically what's happened is that he is being hounded by the press over this.

They've been turning up at his daughter's home and say what you like about Nigel.

He has never, ever, ever brought his family into politics.

And that's really wound him up that they've been doorstepping his daughter.

Every single media interview now is always around this five million quid.

And nothing really has changed in that.

are these donations that he supposedly didn't declare.

But is it the gayest chateau in the town or is all that irrelevant? I mean, you know, the gayest parliament, if you've got the gayest parliament in the world in London, how has that actually manifested itself in the proper government of Britain?

Well, look, this is ridiculous.

Starmer said that he enjoyed being a lesbian style icon.

Andy Burnham, who is the incoming prime minister, was described as Labour's first female leader.

What the heck is going on? LAUGHTER There is a higher proportion of LGBTQ plus MPs.

So 11.5% of MPs are gay, basically, compared to just 3.2% of the wider British public.

And that's before we've accounted for backroom staff, special advisors, etc.

But what's the story here? What's the complete story?

I think also, I mean, the fact that, as you say, attending a BLM march and they see themselves as part of the anti-racist leftist movement, I suppose, is maybe a time to mention the Islamo-left, as some people speak of it as, and maybe divided loyalties that we're seeing in the Labour Party and the Green Party.

So this is a really fascinating moment in history, isn't it? Because we are now seeing the culmination of mass immigration, specifically in this context, Islamic immigration, and then second and third generation Islamic community in Britain, versus the left wing, and you include with that some of the things like the quite aggressive pro-trans agenda, etc.

And you are now seeing those things coming together.

Now, for a very long time, in my view, the left courted the quote-unquote Muslim vote.

And I think that's a reasonable thing to suggest.

Sure.

The problem is, where does that lead? Because that would only really work if that quote-unquote Muslim vote had been assimilated to a degree where they naturally joined in with other left-wing ideologies, such as being, loosely speaking, very pro-LGBT, etc., which I don't think has happened.

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british sorry sorry sorry patrick you have sharia courts in britain yeah what do you mean

Yeah.

So there are there are at least 85 Islamic Sharia courts operating in Britain.

Some of them will be mosque.

Some of them will have their own facilities, etc.

And so what can happen often is that people want to go and consult on marriage or divorce or all of the things that, you know, quote unquote, the elders would decide on.

And they go and take that advice.

happening

Mm.

And they can't admit their mistakes.

Um, I also think, fundamentally, I think this is something we're probably gonna go on and talk about, that one of the biggest fears for people in society is being called Islamophobic.

And if someone who commits a crime happens to also be a Muslim, sometimes it's very difficult to talk about that crime without then being accused of targeting Muslims.

Mm.

Right? And so yeah, okay, there are those absolute wrong 'uns.

There, there are proscribed far right groups.

Okay.

Look at the way that Emily Maitlis didn't deal with Boris Johnson, for example.

I mean, I interviewed Boris Johnson a few days after that US election thing.

He said to me, I don't think he might be saying this, but he said, off air, she was just nuts.

Like,

Mm-hmm.

So this is about people who are of the Muslim community in Britain at the moment.

52% want to make it illegal to show a picture of the Prophet Muhammad.

32% of British Muslims favor the implementation of Sharia law and the same number of the declaration of Islam as the national religion.

Patrick, another astonishing case where police didn't believe the British victim.

This is absolutely outrageous.

So the 22-year-old Bulgarian man involved in this, Mr Belov, walked past a group of girls aged between 12 to 14 and said, come here, sexy, I'll show you how to have a good time.

The girls then shouted back, calling him a creep.

He got a bit angry at being called a creep and he called for his sister.

So his sister arrived.

When his sister arrived, there was a physical fight.

Well, you might think that sounds very tough, Patrick, but is it?

That's like saying to somebody, "You've got to do your A levels," and you've got a mate, he's two years old, he can't even talk yet.

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It's staggering, isn't it? And, and, uh, just on that as well, I was thinking whilst Peter w- was talking about w- we, we've seen these flashpoints recently, and we've all said it.

We all know.

I don't condone people going door to door and torching people's houses.

I, I...

It's a shame that that needs to be said, but I, I don't condone that stuff.

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What is the latest about this Sudanese man?

Well, the very latest, Andrew, is that he's called Hadi Aladid.

He's 30 years old.

And it was revealed in court yesterday by a police officer that apparently he told health care workers, I've killed someone.

I don't know if they're dead.

And whilst in hospital receiving treatment for a hand injury, he told medical staff, I will kill you.

Now, we now know more about his route into Britain.

What's been the government's response to this?

Terms and conditions apply.

I remember when I was growing up watching Mock the Week, back when I thought it was pretty funny, Frankie Boyle.

Now, Frankie Boyle, I used to find hilarious.

I used to, as a child, as a young teenager, be desperate to tune in to that particular episode because he would say the most outrageous things.

I mean, he spoke once about the Queen's vagina being haunted and a lot of other stuff, right? A lot of other stuff.

And I used to love that.

And that's all on record.

I've

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Mass immigration, the, the big, the big push on woke in the public sector, telling every child to go to university, the Iraq War.

However, he is right about this.

Uh, the new report has just landed in this country in the last hour, which shows that more than one million young people in Britain are now not in work, education, or training, and that is a lost generation.

In fact, it's shown that 27 migrants are hired for every single British worker.

We've got the highest energy costs in, in the developed world.

We're not drilling our own oil and gas, but we are importing it from Russia, so we are now funding both sides of the Ukraine War.

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