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Pat O'Neill

Stand-up comedian and weekly regular on the Kill Tony podcast, based in Austin, Texas and known for his one-liner sets at Comedy Mothership.

Sep 12, 2026

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Branson, Missouri, the Yakov Theater
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... you know, the fucking Eastern Europe conglomeration would've loved tonight, but there's no need to do it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Save it for next week.
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[clapping] But yeah, feels good, dude.
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Fucking good episode.
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But I think all those experiences
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taught me how to... you know, work with any and talk with anybody and everybody, you know, I mean, talk is kind of an O'Neill thing anyway, but I really met lots of people.
19:38
And then, and then in the politics, You know, I went to the old DeLaSalle High School, and so it was a real mix of blue-collar.
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You know, a lot of Italians, Hispanics, a lot of African-Americans.
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I think half my class back then was, or almost a third of my class was African-American.
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So when I got into the politics thing, I knew somebody in every neighborhood.
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I knew firemen, policemen.
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So you accumulate all these experiences and now you're ready to step into working with your dad.
22:57
Jesselnick, one of my favorite comics.
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Yeah, I like...
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Dude, I have...
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It's funny because him and Tony fucking hate each other, but...
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I think it's just like...
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I like appreciate Jess and they can respect him almost more than like...
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Because here's the thing, dude.
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Yeah, I
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[upbeat music] [cheering]
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Folks, I was watching Batman earlier, and it really got me thinking, you know? 'Cause Bruce Wayne, his alter ego is Batman, inspired by his paralyzing fear of bats.
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So I guess then my superhero name would be Black Man, uh-Man.
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Okay.
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And considering how many of these superheroes get their power from radiation, not nearly enough of them are Japanese.
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Uh.
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[laughs]
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And what do I know? Until Oppenheimer came out, I thought Nagasaki was about Black blowjobs.
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[Instrumental music plays]
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Folks, been vaping, but it's just not as satisfying as cigarettes.
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You ever try putting one of these out on your kid? Nothing.
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No reaction.
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[laughs]
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To be on the right side of history.
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And you shouldn't call them midgets anymore either.
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No.

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