Yeah, yeah

... to me and be like, "All right?" And you're like...

I remember once being in this bar and they both these two women come up to me at the bar and I were just like, "All right, how are you? You having a good time?" And I just looked at them, I said, "Look, ladies, I'm really sorry, but you're barking up the wrong tree.

Like I know exactly what you're after."

Okay.

"As a newbie to the family, I was seated at the bottom of a long table with a very elderly lady to my left, a super gentle aunt opposite, and my father-in-law, Steve, in the corner.

It was a very pleasant meal, and Steve ate heartily throughout, so enthusiastically accepting further helpings of everything.

When the dessert menu c- came round, and everyone discussed what they're going to have, Steve leant back in his chair, patted his full belly, and said very loudly he couldn't possibly have any more dessert because he had shot his load." [laughs]

If someone

...

I was able to afford to buy cars.

Um, in my f- you know, I think the Bent- I remember buying a Bentley Continental GT justUh, around 2012, which was probably my fav- was my first favorite, favorite car.

But out of all the cars I have had over the years, my Lamborghini Urus.

I had that for about six years, five, six years.

And, uh, then I, then I, then the kids came.

Yeah.

I

think you'd be trying to tell him an instruction and he would just come back with you with something sharp, snappy.

And, you know, like if you're trying to do a team talk and be serious, I can imagine Jack just saying something.

Everyone in the dressing room starts laughing and sort of like mocks you a little bit.

And

one?

Okay, this one is, act like you've just scored the winning goal.

Winning goal.

[laughs] What's your life like when you're not doing a job?

Well, I've just become a dad.

I've got two kids, two young babies, so actually I never stop working.

When you have kids, you never stop working, so I am full-time dad now.

Yeah, how do you do Soccer Aid after doing, just doing walking, swimming, and cycling?

Oh, that's a good question.

I would say that I don't know how I'm gonna do this, because that challenge definitely took every bit of me with it.

I'm still recovering from it.

Yeah

...

if not more.

So I'm like, they've come out and my, my tour manager's having a go at one of them because basically he said, "Oh, so did you enjoy the show, guys?" They went, "Oh, Ella Eyre was amazing.

She was brilliant.

Oh, we couldn't like...

Oh, it was great." And Mark went, "Did...

Okay.