
Noah Charney
American art historian and novelist
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Aug 17, 2026
True Crime: Mass Murderering Artist Cellini
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This incredible story that emerges that shows Cellini's skill as a fighter.

Noah CharneyGUEST
There's a lot to unpack here, but if we go back in time and pull out macroscopically just a little bit, Charles V, the Holy Roman Emperor, had sent Charles III, the Duke of Bourbon, through the papal states with an army.

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And the army had been underpaid, underfed, and the Duke of Bourbon was having trouble controlling the soldiers.

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And it seems to be a combination of a mutiny and Charles III saying, "Okay, let's do this," that they wound up actually attacking Rome.

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And why did they do that? Part of the problem was that a large constituency of that army were German Lutherans, some of them Landsknechte, which were high-end mercenaries.

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So they didn't have this idea that it was illogically inappropriate to attack the Vatican and the Pope.
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The Wild True Stories Behind History's Greatest Art Thefts (#312)
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1:37Lynne ThomannHOST
Walk us through what happened and how something so obvious worked.

Noah CharneyGUEST
Well, if I'm allowed to say that I was impressed by a theft, this is one where the audacity of it was what made them get away with it, at least initially.

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So what happened earlier this fall was that a small team of thieves stole a cherry picker.

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They also stole some construction equipment, and they wore high-visibility vests, so they were doing the opposite of what most people think of when they're thinking about stealing something.

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You think of being stealthy and avoiding detection as you enter and as you leave.
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7:16Lynne ThomannHOST
How does someone walk into the Louvre and steal the Mona Lisa?
Art forgery may be the first job AI kills - Noah Charney
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2:49ShaneHOST
So how do you think about these two things? Do you have a synthesis that you think works between these two? Or do you have like a grand unifying theory that helps you rationalize art crime and how it has developed across

Noah CharneyGUEST
history? It's a great question, and it's a double-barreled question, as you suggest.

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So when I teach the history of art crime, I usually go back to 212 BC, which is the Roman Republican army's sack of the city of Siracusa in Sicily.

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And that's a good point of departure because it's an early touchstone that launched a craze for collecting.

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But it was also a moment when a conquering army captured cultural heritage objects, as we would call them today, and brought them back as war booty.
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40:12ShaneHOST
This might be quite outside our strict definition of art, but are there any historical antecedents or precedents that we have for this development?