Did you ever get in trouble for stuff like that? Or were you just like, I'm just going to say it because it's true?

Okay, so for real, I didn't know that they could be filming all that.

I'm new to that tickety-tock.

So I was like, okay, let me go on.

Okay, so first off, press week.

We didn't have no press week in season two.

They, like, sent us home and said, have a nice day.

I thought the way you explained it was just so interesting because I think it's sort of a peek into

And I would love a Tito sponsorship.

But anyway...

And also, you hired me.

So she hired me to emcee the rah-rah closing event.

Because who else would you hire besides the mouth of the South, the first rude girl from Atlanta ever on the show, your mother, season two icon, runaway star.

Why would you not? You know what I mean? Hire me.

So anyway, I'm hosting.

So is there any like, what's going on with that situation?

Hmm.

So they messaged us and said somebody else, um, is wearing something very similar, blah, blah, blah, little cut-off shorts and construction worker, dah-dah, tank top.

And I'm like, "Okay, girl, but the brief is construction worker." So unless I wrap myself in, like, plastic or whatever, you know, this look, this is the construction look.

And I knew I was gonna rhinestone my stuff up, and I knew I was doing gloves, and I didn't think the other person...

You know, I was like, I knew mine would be different enough 'cause I was, like, using that neon corset and the gloves.

And so I said we both, we both, both of our responses were we didn't care.

That was gonna be the, the look.

Yeah.

Down Under

... uh, Down Under Versus the World, so that was a fun, crazy day, but I was excited to, like, be on this island at that moment.

That's kind of really, um...

And to think that drag has brought us all the way around the world is kinda sickening.

We love what we do, and we get to come and cuss each other out, like, with a microphone, not behind each other's back like usual.

So it's been really nice to hear what these girls really think of me.

Give you a what?

If I were to give you a bath, does that make me a groomer? No, I'm telling my funniest joke.

Yeah.

Yeah, and then, yeah, then I got a translator.

But they, they slowed down a little bit, and once I caught on to some of the things they were saying, like, it w- it, the first couple days was a little confusing.

The list would be too long.

Yeah, they s- they s- their, their slang is really different from anything.

North, south, east.

Different.

Yeah.

Of both worlds.

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You know pre-diabetic work? So there's like, there's like not diabetic-

My mom fell out in our front yard and st- 'cause she kept saying she was pre-diabetic, and then just boom, unconscious.

Okay.

But when we walked out, they, you know, I was expecting an entry line like normal, but we walked straight out to the runway.

And s- my first pass, to be honest, when I looked at it, I was like, "What is Michelle wearing? Who is that guy next to her?" And then the second time when they were, like, speaking and stuff, 'cause the first time's with music, you know, so you can get your vibe.

... low weight, high reps, 'cause she bulkin' up

... she did that thing about removing her breasts and stuff, like removing her breasts from her costumes.

That was, like, crazy to me.

I'm like, "You're impersonating a female." She's like, "But I'm not a female, so I'm not gonna wear breasts no more." I'm like, "But you're impersonating females th- who have breasts." So I was all confused about the breast removal thing for her costumes.

But that's another thing.