As a classic villain, I know you take great pride in telling me your dastardly plan.

I...

Yes, okay.

Well, I'm going to tell you my dastardly plan.

Right now, your inventor dog friend is working on a special catnip that, once released into the air, will cause every human being to become the servant of cats.

[laughs]

What? That's absolutely ridiculous.

It's not ridiculous.

That worked?

[laughs] No, I'm not going to stop, and this isn't just a cat tower.

It's the Claw-tastrophe Cat Tower.

And with a click of this clicker, pandemonium will be released all over Flugerville.

[bell tolls]

[bell tolls]

You're too late, Snoop and Sniffy.

Pandemonium has been released across Flugerville.