Ooh.

And it's just like the, the, the songs are so similar in tone.

They all tell a story.

There's a lot of depth to them.

There's a lot of other voices.

There's a lot of other sounds, very like kind of circular, round, like Pet Sounds-y type stuff going on, and it's really, really psychedelic.

And I think Questlove said that, like, this was the first of the Stevie albums that kinda sent him on like a Beatles trajectory, that it was like everything from this point on was just, e- turn, everything he touched turned to gold.

Ooh.

Do

you love her? Do you love her? Do you love her, James? Is this one going to be my mom? Put the gun down, James.

Put the gun down.

You're having sex with my girlfriend.

Do you love her? He rips the gun

Mikey,

when does this come out? Tomorrow.

And then Friday on YouTube.

Oh, fuck yeah.

And, uh, I went through the, uh, the cool entrance where all the employees and the performers and stuff, and I, I was, like, n- nervous and racing there and running, and I got up there, and Tony saw me, and he's like, "You got about a three-minute set ready?" And I was like, "Sure.

Absolutely." And he goes, "We're changing the order." And they brought out the order and-

Throw some tits on him

... look at those nipples.

So, uh, I went up...

It's an interesting thing with the, you know, the show, 'cause the lights are all on.

Because Kill Tony's, like, the whole stage is lit up.

She sucks.

She looks like, uh, what's her face? Paget Brewster from, uh, what do you call? Criminal Minds.

But Hamilton Pharmacopia, he's the guy who does all the drugs and then reports back on them.

He's like a guinea pig.

Like, he goes and does this, like, uh, MEO, DMT, and licks toads, and all this other stuff.

But I saw him on Rogan, and he's, like, just...

He looks like a dude that's just been doing molly for, like, a month in a basement.

[laughs]

She's on her way here."

here."Enjoy the show, stupid.

[laughs] [sighs] I'm friends with my dad now, and, uh, I'm glad we waited.

Um- [laughs] We weren't ready.

[laughs] I'm a bit of a dented can.

My parents, uh, kind of blew it.

[laughs] They had me when they were 19, and then split when I was two months old, came back together when I was eight, remarried, and had three more kids.

Um, all right.

One more story.

Uh, yes.

Before we get to our final story, remember, the winner tonight takes home DARE: The New Way to End Anxiety and Stop Panic Attacks by Barry McDonagh.

[clapping] We've covered the D, defuse, we've covered the A, accept, but the R stands for run.

Run towards your fear by doing intimidating tasks frequently.

[laughs]

Towards your fear by doing intimidating tasks frequently.

Finally, you E, engage in others' activities that occupy your full attention, redirecting your focus away from anxious thoughts.

Mm-hmm.

Climbed up to the top, to this fucking spear of the Empire State Building in protest.

And then when they got up top, they then, uh, he, uh, pr- proposed to her.

All love and laughs over here, bruh.

Bruh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

I think he's gonna think his daughter or whatever, a kid texts him.

[laughs]

Oh

... insanely hungover, and I had to do a dizzy bat race against a kid, and I was spinning.

You put the bat on your head and you spin, and then you have to run.

And I took two steps and then just went sideways into, like, just a group of other people and puked all over myself.

... with a whole sub and just fat eat by myself.

That's...

You know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, all, most of my crime when I had jobs was hooking my friends up, letting them do crime.

Strawberries, the music store, I, the, my, my, my manager chain-smoked.

That's the beginning of her rape story.

He's, he's bringing up a news topic from seven years ago during the Me Too situation-

Sure.

In the time that, you know, I know you don't go there a lot, blah, blah, blah.

D- have you and Nome had any like, "Hey, how are you?"

You guys make the best, you guys make the best high-end food references.

[laughs] A busted burrata.

I, um, I have a thing.

I got, I can't be with a girl that's got hairy armpits, hairy legs.

[laughs]

And then she goes, "No." I'm like, and I'm like, "No." I go, "You're not." And I gave her, like, a...

'Cause you know I wear my emotions on my face, so I must have really been like, "You?"

So we'll put it there.

You know what we can even do, too, is, like, you know those, like, where it's a picture of John Lennon, but it's a million pictures? We could all get, like, pictures and have them all, like, just drilled down, and those are the cracks-

Maybe there's a little tube going through this polymer that goes into my mouth, since I'm empty, that puts, like, uh, that can make, like, little farts, like, come out of me.

Wait, no! Wait, what if you record before you die, like, "Oh, hey, uh, I didn't see you there," or something, and it's just you talking from beyond the grave-

I don't know who that is.

What? Helena Christensen.

Let me try it again.

[singing] No, I- [laughing] I want to fall in love.

Yes, of course I do.

If you can get to the part, Christine.

What part? That's her.

Yeah.

My first time ever hearing his voice was today.

How you doing? How you doing, you sister? Let me tell you something.

Little Moe Mozzarell is the reason that one day you guys are going to hear that I'm hanging myself in my fucking closet.

Hey,

how you doing? I love that he's stealing fucking Joey.

That's Joey from Friends, dude.

This is what, this is like, even how you doing is not fucking original.

Mike, how do you