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Mike Betts

Former CEO of the Motability

Oct 23, 2026

38:23
You were in the hot tub with Sylvie?
38:25
It was the coolest experience ever.
38:26
You love that man.
38:27
I do.
38:28
I love that man to death.
38:29
It was awesome.
38:30
It was cool.
41:17
I thought he took it well.
7:13
Get a water board out of me
7:14
... like, there's people everywhere, so I'm walking, and I see people, so I, like, run down, like, the side of the alley.
7:19
I hide behind a garbage can so nobody sees me.
7:21
I find, like, long plants to, like, get the sh- 'cause I don't have napkins or anything.
7:25
I can't do anything.

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17:05
... is it your position that movie theater popcorn rules above all other popcorn, so that's all you like? Or would you go to, like, a gourmet popcorn shop? Do you, do you ever go to those?
17:13
I've had the gourmet popcorn shops.
17:15
They're all just kind of hokey.
123:09
There you go.
123:10
Washington, Idaho, New York, Michigan.
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Woo.
123:17
Um, uh, don't end in an S.
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Okay.
103:08
You, you're young.
103:08
Yeah.
103:09
I, I obviously didn't have as much of a, you know, connection to Ditka, but I, I still will stand on the fact that I don't think Ben should wear the sweater on, on Sunday.
104:15
That would be great
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... said that he, like, had a press conference already and mentioned it, and how he's like, you know, honored to be in the spot that he, he once sat in.
104:22
I don't think you need to dress like him to, to show that like-
RoneHOST
38:32
Do you feel confident?
38:34
I feel g- I...
38:35
The, the, the change from yesterday morning to this morning, that, that alone.
38:41
But I feel...
38:41
Yeah, I feel awesome.
39:07
You also said he has a small suit
39:08
... you look stylish.
39:08
Guys, yeah, I don't know where that...
71:30
Give us your tailpipe from your Maserati.
71:34
No. Um, I, I really don't have anything.
71:39
My, I, this is, I, I, like, tried writing a statement.
71:42
I couldn't come up with anything.
71:43
I did...
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It was just a list of excuses.
72:20
Wow.
72:20
I also think that the, kinda like the, like guardian caps in football, there's an argument that they're bad because it makes players play more reckless 'cause they think they're being safe.
34:20
That's crazy.
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I think it's, I think it's valid.
34:22
You, you're like h- Like, anytime it's headline news, you're putting a TikTok out.
34:25
That's, that's not wrong.
34:31
Yeah, but also when it's fucking June and we're talking about the third string corner on the Bears at, like, that's not headline talk, and I'm still there then.
34:39
That's...
34:39
But that's what...
34:40
No, Mike is.
103:25
Betts, Betts how?
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Um, couple people I know.
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Uh, he wanted to work something out, and he wanted to find a bar.
103:31
He wanted to monetize his time in Chicago, so I helped him do that, and then here we are.

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Boston sports teams.
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Uh, Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins.
110:02
[sighs] I can't think of any of the more ...
78:10
[laughs]
78:10
It, it happens.
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It is what it is.
78:12
Fucking squeeze out.
78:12
That's fine.
78:13
But my Grind My Gears is not going to camp, and it's not because, "Oh, poor Mikey didn't get invited to camp.
78:19
Oh, poor this, poor that." It's not that.
speaker_17UNKNOWN
79:22
Mm.
69:57
You're getting slandered.
69:57
That's all right.
69:58
I mean, I, I feel bad.
70:00
I honestly feel bad.
70:00
I thought it was gonna be a lot better, but yeah.
70:04
When, when I tested it out, I tested hole, I think that was 17, nine, and another one.
70:10
And the other two were better.
72:16
One left?
94:22
... was this a co-creation maybe, Frank Walks?
94:25
I, uh, when, when this started, Frank's leg was so bad.
94:29
Uh, and I remember, like, two weeks prior, him and Doug's...
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I was in the car with him and Doug's, Coach Doug's, and, uh, they were talking about, like, "Yeah, you're gonna have to cut off your leg.
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The doctor's recommending cutting off your leg." And, uh, they're...
94:42
And Frank was like, "Oh, yeah, well, that's fine because I'll be able to get the ADA for the, the Mets games," like, the, the handicap spot.
speaker_20UNKNOWN
98:58
He'll forgive and smile.
98:59
This is like a prison yard here.
speaker_7UNKNOWN
11:34
You just heard this through a friend?
11:35
I, he's like, "Yeah, s- some guy, uh, he said he worked for PMT." And, and he was...
11:39
I was like, "Oh, nice.
11:40
What was his name?" He's like, "I didn't get his name, but he was bald, and he was saying, like, that you're just Frank's babysitter for the trip." And I was like, "Who the fuck is this guy?" So then I t- I think I texted you that next day.

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17:31
Yep.
17:31
Um, yeah, I think that's about it.
17:36
It was a good time, though.
17:37
Very fun.
7:33
All of that stuff gets protected and is
7:34
well-funded.
7:35
That's the number one goal of the plan is to make sure it's not an afterthought in the plan.
7:39
The number one goal in the plan is to make sure that we – reorganize what we're doing and how we're spending money and what we're doing for our future to be able to protect those core services.
7:50
I think beyond that, over time, I think that this plan, if it's successful, will mean less taxpayer load on the homeowner.
7:58
That is, today roughly 60% of our revenue comes from residential properties.
8:03
That means residential taxpayers make up 60% of the total money that the city collects, and 40% comes from commercial and sales tax.

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16:35
But we want to be strategic about where we reinvest so we can start that virtuous cycle that will spin that money off and come back and we're able to reuse that money again to do it again and again.
61:42
Did you find the Green Greg top 10 funniest moments?
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There's zero, but there's him winning the gauntlet.
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He, he didn't win, but he, he had a pretty good pace.
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And then if you type in Green Greg, you could find a bunch of Green Greg content.
62:12
... trying to find dirt on Greg after Eddie was fucking with you about him?
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Yeah.
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[laughs] Yeah.
62:16
Yeah.
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Did you call it babysitting to her? No,
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I just said it's tough.
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I was like, yeah, this is a lot tougher than you make it.
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They don't like when you call it babysitting.
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Yeah, no, I know.
102:00
We got it.
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No more babysitting.
102:28
Yeah, I picked her
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i've never once felt anything towards them how long
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have you known him though you know him since high school since the marines since the marines yeah i think that's that's the difference if you just pick up a new guy friend out of nowhere like yeah you're
98:07
What did you do? Me and Betts just fucking love each
98:11
other, man.
98:11
I saw Betts do the meanest thing ever, too, a couple weeks ago.
98:14
I don't think I ever put it out, though.
98:16
You were debating something with Hankel, and Betts just walked right up to you and said, Did you eat hot dogs recently? Yeah.
98:22
And did you? He said his breast smelled like hot dog
27:24
Wait, give us a recap of the, wait, did you just say that you were so mad that we did the haters ball you couldn't watch?
27:30
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
27:32
Yeah, I was really upset, dude.
27:34
Because it was like 9 o'clock.
27:36
I was like, all right, cool.
27:37
I'll watch the Yak.
27:37
I'm going to go to bed.

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64:55
Okay.
WyattGUEST
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It's
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weird.
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Bobby Atloff.
132:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
132:05
Sort of like the female equivalent of him.
132:06
Yep.
132:08
Social blunders.
133:24
they like the most docile animals possible? Yeah, I got- Sea cows, right? Yeah.
Nicky Smokes
Nicky SmokesPANELIST
87:29
we're on the goal line, you throw an interception, and it's a pick six, and we're back to square one.
87:33
Frank, I don't want to say this, but online, because I'm probably going to hurt your feelings.
87:39
Don't say it, then.
87:39
Don't say it.
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So, yeah, I'm not going to say it.
87:42
But you're wrong, 1,000% wrong, and that's why we don't get sponsors.
87:45
There's a lot of reasons we don't get sponsors, and 95% of them are because of you.
Nicky Smokes
Nicky SmokesPANELIST
88:39
Last six
Danny ConradPANELIST
78:00
assume you already know what
78:01
I'm going to ask you.
78:02
No, I had no idea.
78:05
Really? No, I had no idea.
78:08
I did take a nap here, like, Friday.
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Where? Right there.
78:17
Next to her? No, no, she wasn't on the couch.
78:53
It's like a serial killer.
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necrophiliac.
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It was something different.
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It was pretty cool.
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No, I'm not.
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My wife.
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You are.
28:27
Yeah, dude, you are.

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Mark Titus
Mark TitusPANELIST
34:08
that link purple?
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What's the most non-traditional thing you've ever had your dick in?
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Thanks.
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Ooh.
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Yeah, it gets away from you.
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It does.
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How much thought does this require? I'm trying to think, like, what's, like, a weird thing.
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Okay.
97:53
Okay, you want to take two just in case? Give him a backup in
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sleep last
7:49
night? I drove to Rockford.
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Why? I just couldn't sleep.
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I told my wife, I'm just going to drive.
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You drove to Rockford? Because I live in Hanover, so I just kept going straight.
8:01
Magic water? I got past Elgin, and then I just kept going straight.
8:04
You

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14:25
That was fucking
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can't talk about it on
45:59
air? He's the most pretentious asshole.
46:01
He acts like this holier-than-thou guy on Twitter.
46:03
He's Bible versus every other tweet and then the Bulls update.
46:07
And then when you meet him in real life as a fan, he has his nose in the air.
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He doesn't want to talk to you.
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No pictures.

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Mark Titus
Mark TitusPANELIST
52:12
What was your best loss this year?
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Can you walk us through the beginning? When did she first come on your
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radar? I know her because she grew up in Addison.
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I don't know her.
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I know of her, if that makes sense.
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My grandpa's been dead for six years, but she was my grandpa's neighbor.
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I don't know her at all.
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Never said hi to her or whatever.
79:54
he got bored he's like i'll

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