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Mike Albo

Mike Albo

American writer and comedian

Jun 23, 2026

3:42
And do you see these people for the holidays? Is that somewhat of an expectation or a hope?
3:49
Not much for the holidays as much as our child's birthday, which we celebrate every year.
3:56
And we've thrown some insanely complicated parties.
4:00
So much so, I mean, I feel like I told them one time, I was like, I feel like I'm... doing a luncheon for the Obamas.
4:07
This is, like, so much work.
4:08
Like, balloons and, like, popcorn and, like, those little container, like, just, like, finger sandwiches.
4:14
This.

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speaker_5ADVERTISER
27:56
Yeah.
32:00
Yes,
32:00
exactly.
32:02
And so we did that at this one clinic for, I want to say like three months, four months, five months, and that wasn't working.
32:10
And so we tried this other clinic.
32:11
I don't know why, maybe because they had shinier instruments or something.
32:16
And And that one was even weirder because you're in these rooms and there is like the lab is behind you like Kentucky Fried Chicken, sort of like you're in this one area and then where they're making the donuts is behind you.
32:31
And you have to put your sperm in these dumbwaiter things.

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speaker_9ADVERTISER
39:47
Wow.
speaker_4UNKNOWN
3:18
[laughs]
3:19
I'm sorry.
3:20
Um, anyway, I'm here to talk about our smartphones and how they control our...
3:27
Oh dear.
3:28
Oh gosh, I, I just got a really alarming text from my bank.
3:32
Um, do you mind if I just...
3:35
This will just take a second.
speaker_2VOICE_ACTOR
8:29
Goodbye.

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