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Michaela Watkins

Michaela Watkins

American actress and comedian

Jun 23, 2026

44:59
Exactly
44:59
...
44:59
I have seen the garage door open, and it's full of boxes and a drum kit, and then this time, you, how you gonna fit a truck in there? Somebody moved some things.
45:09
Figure it out.
45:10
Oh, I'm here on the inside.
45:11
Tell me when you're pulling up with the contraband.

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59:01
Okay.
59:01
Which is a defense mechanism.
31:10
That was what happened?
31:11
(laughs) Um, honestly, like, hats off to her, really.
31:15
Um, she said a lot of really wonderful things, but you'll never hear that, because the only clip that actually got played and played and played was she said, "Go Birds, fuck guys.
31:24
Free Palestine." And...(laughs) Apparently, like, everybody was clutching their pearls after that, and I was like, "How are we living in a world where that's the shock?" Meanwhile, masked men (laughs) are roving the streets of LA and everywhere else in this country, and kidnapping people, and shoving them in vans, and breaking up families, and putting them in detention camps that, you know, our elected officials are now getting arrested 'cause they're not allowed to go inspect.
31:52
Like, why is that, like, a...
31:55
I'm talking about, like, Hollywood colleagues, liberals, you know, who are just like, "Ooh." You know? And so, again, I guess I'm here to defend the ladies, uh, I, I was like, "Yes, good." But then Homeland Security actually put out a statement about it because nothing makes them more upset than millennials winning a, a, a prize for a comedy on HBO.

27 MINS LATER

59:31
(laughs)
59:34
It was about a woman who, uh, is very, um, hesitant to go back to, uh, Holland.

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