I don't

fucking know.

You don't know.

Me neither.

And we had that long, wet grass.

Man, my left foot.

I had surgery on my right knee last year when I tore my damn meniscus.

I stabbed your mom

You changed yours, but didn't it take 100 feet away or something like that?

Uh...

Or did your spike a little bit? About 1,700.

Mine spiked.

Your spiked.

I followed the beast in the swim just so I could get one, you know.

The swim wasn't that long.

Love, hate.

Right

... one time, then the other one was 8:30.

So I was like, "Hey, if I can get 8:20, I'll be extremely happy." Then I started talking to Luke, I said, "Hey, what's your goal?" He said he wanted to do sub-eight.

I'm like, "Fuck it, dude.

I'll try to do sub-eight with you." And we fucking finished 7:59:20, I think 24, yeah.

[laughs] Dude, 'cause we were coming, and by God, [laughs] he was like, "Well, you're trying not to make this." I had the eight fucking penalty loops, dude.

Torturing animals

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