Welcome to today's exciting guide to apostolic church patterns.

Please keep your arms and theological objections inside the vehicle at all times.

Plural elders, somebody asked why you've got 17 assistant pastors and a CEO.

The book of Titus just quietly stares at you from across the room.

weekly communion try serving it in tiny plastic cups while the worship team launches into their 18th consecutive key change the apostles are slightly confused consensus everybody gets to speak everybody gets heard nobody gets voted off the island what a bizarre first century concept Participatory meetings, everybody brings a hymn, a teaching, a testimony, except Larry.

Larry brought another fog machine.