... which doubles as Prince Michael's dining room table, we were shown declassified plans drawn up by the British Ministry of Defense to take Sealand by force.

The following units are to be available to the execution of the operation.

Royal Navy, two Wessex 5 helicopters, crafts from HM Naval Base Chatham, Portsmouth, Medway, and a clearance diving team.

[laughs] It's crazy, isn't it?

They arrived by helicopter with a film crew in tow, taking Prince Michael by surprise and then roughing him up.

They tied my elbows together, my knees together, my feet together, my hands down to my knees, and they picked me up, and this one says to the other in German, "Let's chuck this bastard over the side.

He's too much trouble."