You pink dolphins stole the Merlion statues? Why?

If you must know, we were tired of the legendary Merlion getting all the glory and fame.

We're a rare and magical creature, too.

Why aren't there statues of us around the city?

'Kay, well, this has been fun, but if you and your pink dolphin friends can please return the Merlion statues, that would be appreciated.

Yes, we'll return them.

Taking them wasn't right, and we're sorry for any disturbances we caused, but make sure to tell everyone you know about us and how cool we look.