
Max Wittert
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Oct 14, 2026
Why I Cry (w/ Max Wittert)
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61:57
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Max WittertGUEST
So I had this thing [laughs] and, like, there may n- be nothing to talk about here, but, like, I had this thing happen the other day where I was, like, stoned, and I was like... and I was, like, putting things away, and I was... and I, like, got onto the ground to, like, put something in, like, a lower shelf.

Max WittertGUEST
And then I saw something there that I, like, wanted to, like, put somewhere else.

Max WittertGUEST
And so I took it out, and I put it, while still kneeling, I, like, put it on the-
16 MINS LATER

Max WittertGUEST
There's this, like, one line in it that has, like, stuck with me so much where she's, like, describing the behavior of this one alien character who ... is described as, like, bursting into tears for, like, a quick moment and then moving on, and she basically explains that the, in this alien race's, uh, culture, they treat crying the s- with the same heft as laughter.