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Max Silva

Max Silva

Stand-up comedian on the UK comedy circuit; 2025 Crack Comedian of the Year finalist known for observational comedy about millennial life and dating

Jun 24, 2026

6:30
[laughs]
6:30
We have done several times, sir.
6:33
And, uh, the waitress basically came over and was like, "Little bit of a problem." Um, and, uh, I was like, "Okay, cool." Um, and I had to think quick on my feet, so what I decided to, I said, "I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna get the money, and I'm gonna come back out." Okay.
6:47
So I'm 20 years old, and this, this is what I decided to do.
6:50
So I got a taxi from-
7:33
Yeah, you gotta stay.
7:34
"You've gotta stay." So they're now all, like, pretty much all sobered up and was just like, "This guy is a fucking ridiculous person." [laughs] And then, um, I then...
7:42
Then the girl, um, wasn't too impressed.

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