Stop for the top.

Want me to restart it? This happens to all the best comics.

You're good.

All right.

So sorry about that.

I forgot the story.

So I'm in Spanish class.

Yeah, a bunch.

One on each side?

Well, one on one side would actually, it's kind of a sign of gay people.

I didn't know that.

And then somebody asked me, they thought I only had one earring.

Why? Why is it gay? I don't know why it's gay, but I learned that a couple of years ago.

Because I had two in, but somebody thought I had one.

And then they came up to me, this gay fellow.

You know, I would have to sit and think about it.

You're not worried about bad reviews?

I saw a video where this guy explains, he goes on Amazon, he sells somebody a camera.

He doesn't have the camera.

He then messages the guy who paid 6,000 bucks for a camera.

He says, "The camera has been delayed.

Sorry about that.

You can either cancel the order, or I'll give you a $500 gift card while we wait." He then gives him a $500 gift card.

but that's, like, a really dark thought, Matan

Who parted your hair in the middle? It's a perfect part.

Well, I'll just go like this to make sure it's out of my face.

I guess it kind of does that at the same time.

But wouldn't you kind of want lice living in your hair? Because then you're not, you don't have to be scared of the darkness because you're not by yourself at night.

Uh, yeah, man, you ain't never seen boy get me in front of-

Do you think that that would trick a judge? If I was a judge and, and you were there and you said, "Yes, sir, Your Honor," I'd be like, "All right, this guy's like a f- uh, the biggest liar, trickster ever.

Lock him away." I mean, that wouldn't trick me if I was a white judge.

So you do make money off the podcast?

Only recently I started to make a little bit.

Before, it was just my manager.

He started to get me involved a little bit now.

He's now giving me a, a small percentage, but it doesn't mean any money really.

What's a, what's a typical day for Martin? Like, what do you do?

Well, obviously you have to start by waking up, and then you get going with the day, usually driving somewhere, like I said, unless it's walking distance, but that's not the typical place.

It's a dangerous world.

Not really.

You guys are talking about a fight that I, I...

it doesn't even sound real.

And even if it is, I, I don't really know anything about it.

You gotta-

Well,Why would I?

Yeah, a little but what made what made it the most disgusting for you? Like meeting her like what which parts made her this?

I mean, she looks physically disgusting.

I mean, she she literally looks like she has no brain or like her eyes look like they were implanted there.

It's very scary, actually.

Like a robot? No, not like a robot like a demon.

Man.

And who taught you all this about people, about humans? Nothing.

reminds me of you a lot, actually.