Thanks be to God.

Well, good morning.

Morning.

Uh, recently I've been looking into survival bunkers.

[laughing] Uh, you know the kind of thing.

It's where you have an underground space to protect you, so if there's a bomb or some kind of disaster, you have somewhere to go.

Did you know that for as little as sixty thousand dollars- [laughing] ... you can have an eight-by-twelve-foot bunker? [laughing] Or if you can spend half a million dollars, you can have a much larger one.

[laughing] Uh, if anyone's tempted, their deluxe model includes air filtration- [laughing] ... a full bathroom, a kitchen, two bedrooms and an escape tunnel, and plenty of room for all of your guns.