Every superhero

now has a movie about them? Hollywood, Dennis, has made dozens of superhero movies, but somehow a real superhero that I found, a bloke called Robert Smalls, still doesn't have one.

Here's a story.

Smalls was born into slavery in 1839 in America.

He stole a Confederate ship, Confederates were the South.

He stole one of their ships in 1862.

He disguised himself as its captain, and sailed past Confederate checkpoints using hand signals that he'd learnt watching Confederate soldiers.

So between meals it had sunbaked? Pretty

Yeah.

Uh, he stole one of their ships in 1862.

He disguised himself as its captain and sailed past Confederate checkpoints using hand signals that he'd learnt watching Confederate soldiers.

He rescued his family and other slaves, then escaped North over Union lines, who were fighting against slavery.

Union were the North.

Um, so because of his knowledge of how the Confederate Army were operating in the South, he served the Union Army as a military advisor.

After the war, he returned to the South and bought his former enslaver's home.

So between meals it'd sunbathe?

Is that true?

Yes.

Well, i- yes.

It, it has the, the hottest average temperature of 460 degrees centigrade.

That's because it's got a very thick atmosphere that holds the, um, the temperature in, Arthur.

Mercury gets very, very hot on one side, but unfortunately, when it spins around to night, it gets incredibly cold, because it has virtually no atmosphere.

So if you average the two of them, it, it then sort of equates to not being the, on average, hottest planet.

Your skin wrinkles itself after being in water a long time?

Is that true?

Yes.

Well, uh, yes.

It, it has the, the hottest average temperature of 460 degrees centigrade.

That's because it's got a very thick atmosphere that holds the, um, the temperature in, Arthur.

Mercury gets very, very hot on one side, but unfortunately, when it spins around to night, it gets incredibly cold because it has virtually no atmosphere.

So if you average the two of them, it, it then sort of equates to not being the, on average, hottest planet.

Your skin wrinkles itself after being in water a long time?

change casting directors or what happened?

No.

Two of them I was like angry, you know, dude next door.

One of them I was with Rusty from the Scared Weirdies.

Yeah, yeah.

We were the Ratton Brothers and our slogan was Ratton Brothers, that's the name, that name again is Ratton Brothers.

Yeah.

in Australia.