And they let him in 'cause they're

they'reI can only come in today...

Like, he pretends to be his dad.

[laughs]

But there's like the, there's like the E- there's the, the LDS, then there's the FLDS, and there's the fundamentalists.

And they're on the outskirts of, uh, Utah in their own compounds.

So what happened the night before?

oh well listen uh all right this is what happened right yeah i decided i've been deciding more recently that i'm gonna go and arrive later and later because i feel like i'm hosting it i'm gonna save all my energy and just go on stage and just get it started yeah and um so when i got down there it was a disaster My co-producer might have had a few.

And he was...

Basically, Linkin Park was blaring.

And it was just...

It was so...

It was so loud.

As you do.

It's about all I like, really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The only thing I like about the whole thing is the call to prayer.

That's the thing I like about it.

It's a bit of a tune.

Yeah,

It's spicy.

It's a great way to support the podcast.

[laughs]

It was crazy.

I think I know what happened.

I reckon he's just a fucking drunk, got sick everywhere.

His mate just was like, "Fuck you," and he's...

I reckon he's just this optimistic Canadian who goes, "I'll just go into this show, so."

You know what I mean? But like-

The tail has been present- presents itself sometimes in ways that seem pretty obvious, and I'm like, it's, I don't like after-shows as well.

in the local playground or whatever and he hears the pedo like and he goes over to see if he's alright and then he turns around and he sees the pedo sitting there and there's just all blood here like blood and he'd like cut off his balls he'd like castrated himself because he's like I can't trust myself if I've still got balls so yeah he just basically cuts his own balls off and yeah it's one of my dad's favourite jokes the Russian castrator Ivan Akinikin balls off it's great it's good right yeah it's good stuff and the russian prostitute is knickers on and off it's good right it's pretty good i'll put that in my act um so then the party power thing then how did that end

then they all went to Whelan's and I couldn't get in because I was too drunk so everyone could like watch the bouncer go obviously you're not gay so I was like stumped against the wall but it's because of that poster isn't it yeah it's because of that poster I swear I said that the next day I was like I wonder if one of them said to the bouncer don't let him in in your head trying to make the whole world about you but I was just too drunk And I was so drunk that I thought, I'll stay outside and the bouncer after a while will just let me in.

Yeah.

And I was like that for fucking ages.

And then he was like, you're not coming in.

I was like, oh, okay.

Right.

right