Wait, wait,

wait.

Yeah, I did a lot of kids.

I did not know that.

I did a lot of kids stuff like when I was like at 1920 I hosted the show called mad science on discovery kids.

Yeah, I've heard of mad science.

And then I did uh, I was on an episode of switched on ABC family, right? It was the one episode but it was the highest rated episode.

you're that? Like, cause you've done it so much, so many times you have to think something new.

oh wow okay

yeah just like just like fun stuff like that i was like i was like well you know You see those people like, what's your dream? You know, what do you want to do? You know, that guy that goes like, what's your dream? I'll give you a million dollars.

Right.

Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't like that.

It was just like, I'll help you.

I went to like a construction site and I was like, you guys need any help? They're like, no.

All right.

Why were you going to be on BGT?

Yeah.

Now, the characters range from anything from, like, a hockey player to a cat to a rapper to a centaur to a pilot to a Stormtrooper to a biker.

I've done Elvis.

I did a Broadway montage, a wrestler.

Uh, anyth- anything you can think of.

A pencil.

Um, Miss Rachel I just did for back to school.

[laughs]

got to accept

compliments.

I'm not joking.

I'm not joking.

I don't know why that one bugged me.

I didn't know.

That's what makes you you, right? You don't go, you don't have a middle ground.

Whose is this?

Okay.

Um, so go, go check them out.

They make great quality costumes [laughs].

They really do.

I'm not just saying that.

Um, and so that, that has been great, 'cause I used to spend quite a bit of money on these costumes, and thankfully now that's, uh, I don't spend as, still spend a lot, but not as much.

Um, but yeah, uh, and I think of the jokes.

... bloopers moments? There's gotta be some bloopers.

Saw a cute girl on the train the other day.

I was like, "Girl, are you single? 'Cause that body slams." [laughs] I do have a weird fetish, though.

I'm a undie taker.

Go over to my apartment, peek in 619.

What does Triple H say every time he gets onto the Amtrak? "It's time to pay the train." What do you get when you sleep with Rob Van Dam? An STD.

Just kidding, Rob, I love you.

[laughs]

Yes.

What's the most valuable piece of content you've ever created and why?

Whoa.

That's a tough question because The value of like me on the subway, I think the very first time I did the zombie on the subway is the most valuable.

Like if I would have posted it today, it would make me cry because it got like 10,000 views and I try to get a little higher than that.

Yeah, yeah.

But I was a small creator at the time.

But there's a lot of value in that because I took a big risk and I spent some money with this makeup guy and I tried something new.

fucking Wi-Fi? On that terrible

Yeah.

There was another performer there named Rose Wood.

Uh, she was a trans performer, and she would get completely naked, and she would take a bottle of Hennessy, put it on the ground.

She would squat down onto the bottle of Hennessy, clench it with her ass, so then she'd bring it up, then she'd take it and bring... like, and drink it, and then like spray it into the audience.

It was- Ew.

Nice.

My, my favorite one is, uh, my buddy John, uh, Merrifield, who's a great comic, great one-liner, he's like...

He had this joke, he's, he's giving it to me for this.