Malcolm Barrett
American actor
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Sep 15, 2026
Alien News Is a Decoy (with Malcolm Barrett)
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Malcolm BarrettGUEST
Like, the part that I love the most that gets lost is it was also very surrealistic.

Malcolm BarrettGUEST
'Cause you would get this bird's-eye view of Harold Perrineau in his wheelchair while he'd deliver a monologue at the very end of the thing, and like-
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Malcolm BarrettGUEST
'Cause if they are doing Wi-Fi stuff, if they're going into, if they're connecting to each other, it's because we haven't put in protocol to stop them from controlling Wi-Fi because we allowed them access to each other like that.
Is the Industry the Worst It's Ever Been? with Malcolm Barrett
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Malcolm BarrettGUEST
And I bought it because I was tired of seeing people broken in me live better than me.

Malcolm BarrettGUEST
I was like, what is this humility stuff I'm doing? Uh, so I was like, you know, I've been, you know, I've been an apartment kid.

Malcolm BarrettGUEST
So I've been an apartment person for my entire life up until about four months ago.
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363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails
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Patrick CloudHOST
They grow these fish naturally and kill them anyway, so if you can just grow a fillet and it tastes the exact same, I don't mind, but it is kind of weird.

Malcolm BarrettGUEST
I can tell you they've had this... for over a decade now at least they've been doing this i only know this because there was an episode of better off ted a show that i had where we did an episode about lab grown meat and that was like 12 years ago or something like that but that was penises on that episode right lab grown meat You know, I take my career very seriously to him.
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Malcolm BarrettGUEST
Foie gras is basically duck liver, right? But the way that they make it is so tasty.

Malcolm BarrettGUEST
Really? Yeah, and I found out that Yeah, and I found out the way that they make it is by like overfeeding a duck.

Malcolm BarrettGUEST
Like they basically like shove a tube and feed them until it basically bursts.
