And last, but by no means least, here's Lloyd Evans.

The far right are on the march, so I decided to take a look.

I travelled to a market town in deepest England and joined a rally organised by Britain First.

The police had been alerted and there were white vans parked outside the train station with clusters of burly officers ready to waddle into action.

The town square was occupied by two demonstrations separated by flimsy steel barriers and a fluttering line of blue and white police ribbon.

The Britain First supporters, with their union flags hoisted high, had assembled in a churchyard beneath an Anglo-Saxon tower.

Beyond the barrier, a crowd of a hundred left-wingers taunted them through a loud hailer.

No borders, no nations,

And last, but by no means least, here's Lloyd Evans.

The far right are on the march, so I decided to take a look.

I travelled to a market town in deepest England and joined a rally organised by Britain First.

The police had been alerted and there were white vans parked outside the train station with clusters of burly officers ready to waddle into action.

The town square was occupied by two demonstrations separated by flimsy steel barriers and a fluttering line of blue and white police ribbon.

The Britain First supporters, with their union flags hoisted high, had assembled in a churchyard beneath an Anglo-Saxon tower.

Beyond the barrier, a crowd of a hundred left-wingers taunted them through a loud hailer.

That was Peter Parker, and finally Lloyd Evans.

edward gibbon was troubled by a swelling in his lower abdomen i have the same condition wow that's huge said my g p as he gazed at the affected area huge i said trying to sound nonchalant i wouldn't know it's the only one i've ever seen my cyst has been expanding steadily for decades and i was told a few years ago that its intentions were peaceful my new g p was trying to scare me obviously i don't blame him it's dull work staring at sick bodies all day and he was trying to amuse himself with a spot of scaremongering you'll need a scan within two weeks he added is

it cancerous perhaps

i asked he nodded with a sly grin i got the usual frosty welcome at my local hospital the n h s believes in fairness and they treat everyone with equal contempt i approached an asian woman seated behind a sheet of glass stab proof no doubt she was glancing at some important papers is the imaging centre here i asked to catch her attention she tilted her head towards a long corridor costa keep going straight she said I set off down the corridor and passed two extra-wide nurses in blue uniforms who were advancing at the pace of elephants fording a lake.

One held a carton of hot chocolate in her hand.

The other was nibbling at an oat bar.

Crumbs fell around her as she waddled.

I turned a corner and found half a dozen NHS workers queuing outside Costa to collect their elevenses.