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Kelly Carden

Kelly Carden

Kelly Carden is the owner and Chief Freezing Officer of Cryo1one, a cryotherapy wellness center in Dallas, and co-founder of CryoCON, the international cryotherapy industry convention.

Jun 30, 2026

20:23
Kel, you've never actually read a lesbian love poem to me, and even though I wrote this for you, I would love it if you would read that to me.
20:32
All right.
20:34
A- as you said, this one's called Lesbian Hallmark Love Poem: Don't Wear Yellow.
20:39
"Birds chirp your name in the wind that blows into my ear.
20:44
Branches break on the tree of love we grew together, while new ones replace them.
20:50
To be bold like you would entail me to love someone as wonderful as myself.
20:56
To love, love someone as wonderful as myself." There's two loves in there.
21:15
[laughs]

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