And

we absolutely do a shower every single day, wash your hair every single day, and maybe even take a bath every single night.

Now, why we look so dried up is probably that's exactly why.

However...

However, somehow that sits better with us than the kid who's in college and says nonchalantly, I took a shower four days ago.

You're like, oh, really? And on top of it, you wore natural deodorant.

So that's who I smell in the room, just so you know.

Like, you guys really care about being clean.