Yeah.

In the World War, in World War II, it's on the Nazis.

Anybody killed anywhere is on the fault of the Nazis-

What are you gonna do about that? [gavel banging]

Your Honor, she's a witch.

[gavel banging]

Um, well-

Why don't you, why don't you kindly shut the F up and take a seat on this man's lap, you stripper?

Man's never said Quidditch again.

Can we see that again? That, we actually put him in...

Let me see that again, 'cause I just thought that was one of the Weasley brothers.

It's so hard.

They all bleed together.

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Yeah.

I'm not gonna get...

Second, you know there's a whole, uh, uh, a versus er debate? He just sailed right past that and rolled the R.

You make bad decisions when you're drunk.

Dirty feet, dirty, cold, bare feet.

Come on, dirty feet and cold, bare feet.

Yes.

Knock, knock.

Oh, hey, I thought I heard somebody.

Hey, come on in.

Have a s- have a seat.

"He has no pants." I mean-

It does, but all the reports that I've seen were it was younger men that were doing it, and it's like an internet culture thing.

Like, there was a m- a, a young Marine that was a- arrested for it in San Diego.

To which the Trump administration responded...

Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.

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We are in pursuit of a blue Toyota Corolla.

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And he comes home, and you know all he wants, all he wants is to come home and for the woman he loves to run out and give him a hug, maybe a beer, and, "Hey, good, I got, I got dinner going." Isn't that wonderful?

I think she's kidding, but at the same time, like there's...

You hear it that much, there's gotta be some truth in it, right? There's gotta be some party that goes, "Ha, ha, ha." [sighs]

Who would have thunk that?

Yeah, 'cause it's, yeah, 'cause it's not, uh, it's not a conservative named, uh, Anthony Wiener who's protecting pedophiles from registering for the sex offender list in California.

It's not conservative, you know, politician-

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Steven, this show has been demonetized on YouTube since before the new media era.

I mean, this channel was a pioneer in the field.

What? What? What?

And you were talking about your Mexican friend who sank.

Right.

They can burn out in their career and all of a sudden not be making any money because they're prioritizing the wrong things in their life.

The guy that's 5'8", 5'6", could be a wonderful person who's gonna take care of the family, lay their lives down on the line for the kids, and make sure that he is the spiritual leader of the household and provide a reasonable life.

[laughs]

And by the way, the last thing, I j- I just, uh, for, as a fan, Josh, maybe you can back me up on this, the last thing that I want is for them to stop a coach that's running to celebrate with his team after one of the most historic wins of their career.

They have been fighting to get this kind of victory at UT for a very long time.

They've always been back until they lose invariably every year.

The last thing I want is Holly Rowe or even Sydney Sweeney in the same outfit that she was wearing in the ad on the field interviewing Sark.

Yeah.

Gerald loves a bank.

He, he, he likes, uh, you know, little envelopes.

He loves depositing, withdrawing.

He, he likes the little pen that's attached to the-

[laughs]

Yeah, of course she won.

She had little Mario Kart cheeks.

Nope.

That's a, that's a her thing.

She wants you to go fight her battles for her because she's too weak and scared to do it herself.

... we often fail to center them.

Ah, yes, just like how the Japanese forgot to sympathize with the pilots of the Enola Gay.

So, um, she's not going to like the new laws.

BJs are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful, and anyone found performing BJs at any point will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon.

Oh

...

but I think, uh, I, I think that a woman should be able to demand, uh, from her husband what kind of haircut he keeps.

Tell me anything this woman could possibly offer a community outside of bile.

Yeah, I don't know.

See, with the haircut and the personality and the fat pride.

Because she has a YouTube video.

I looked into it.

She has a YouTube page and she eats on her YouTube page.

And she has an OnlyFans where she gets...

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Mr. Josh Feierstein, how are you?

Good, good.

My legs are sore.

I've been running.

You've been running.

Yeah, so legs are sore.

Well, this morning, I went to get my earbuds, and my son had stolen my earbuds out of the case.

Yeah, a black officer? He wants to

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You

i don't think venezuelans need a margarita

What are they, Holmes? We got this.

If Stephen weren't here, he would tell you that nobody needs a margarita.

They don't.

They don't.

She's like a six.

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Has this been a wake-up call for you?

It's been a bit of that for me.

I'm glad I'm not dating, you know? Yeah.

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By the way, listen, Canada...

I understand Canada wants to protect themselves.

Every country has a right to try to make sure that they don't lose industry, just like the United States, but that's not what they're doing.

Canada's not just doing, say, "Hey, we wanna protect our stuff." Canada is going after our biggest trading foe and saying, "Hey, the water's warm.

Come here.

We've got a great deal with the United States.

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So I'm going to take more.

I, I was born here, and I paid for it.

[upbeat music] That's an Indian scarecrow.

See, I like it more than the Indians.

Yeah.

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What?

Trump betrayed MAGA.

That is what happened.

Everyone can see that now.

Everything he is doing is the opposite of what he said he would do.

It makes them easy to identify.

Yeah.

[laughs] Who was it? It was the guy in the 1900s hunter outfit.

That's one that maybe some people here aren't familiar with.

Yeah, no, that was insane, 'cause again, I have a team, and, uh, th- which, you know, people, very capable researchers to help me out with the history.

And, uh, the thing is that, so there was this story pushed by the left where they were saying that they found these bones, and the bones were, well, female, not that they would use that word.

Female bones, and then next to shields and axes.

So of course, what would you think? What's the first thing come to your mind is, is that, like, an actual shield maiden? Is that real? No.

They say, no, it's a transgender man, meaning a woman, a female who identifies as a man.

They start pushing this idea.

Right.

[laughs]

This was a serious hang-up for one of our interpreters in Afghanistan, when he said he wanted to come to America, and I was like, "Oh, that'd be great.

Your wife can just go to the store and drive a car whenever she wants." And he was like, "What?"

Just imagine going into any group in the United States and having to tell them this, like, "You guys are, you guys are all familiar with rape, right? Who needs a refresher?" [laughs]

Maybe that's the way we should, uh, propose, you know, immigration laws.

Like, "Hey, are you okay with people coming to this country?" "Yes, of course." "But what if they don't know what rape is?"

Jason, I know this is your story today, looking into what happened, how this happened, and how fair officials are responding.

Are you serious? I mean, you saw the video, right? Do I have to say this? Oh, you're playing the video again.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, there you go.

I think I see one white...

Nope, sorry, just a victim.

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That guy would've been a piece of shit.

Yeah, if he'd kept, if he had kept the children from her.

I've seen that, too.

"Oh, it's hi- it's his fault for leaving the kids alone with her.

He knew that she was unstabl-" Okay.

Now let's, let's, let's play that out.

Yeah.

He takes the kids with him for the weekend, Candace.

Yeah.

"Dude, I don't need interest.

Just get it back." "I, I, I will next week.

I, I got a big paycheck coming.

I'm playing the lottery on Tuesday."

I don't know.

Um, Andrew Wilson as a, as your prostitute.

Hmm.

Did sh- didn't Erika ask her to stop? Like, "Hey, why don't you-" No, but, uh, she has a hunch.

Yeah, you know, hunch- Which isn't saying anything, it's just, you know, it's a, it's a feeling that maybe- Yeah ... possibly the potential of something being there.

Yeah, hunches come and go.

Yeah

...

these, uh, fact-check videos that we were sending in, or that, that we were helping send in and, uh, that Andrew was providing was all just secret, secret clips and chopped up clips.