Four crusties.

No, I'm the real Johnny.

Nah, that's fine.

I, I like that you do an impression of me.

[laughs] I do.

Uh, doesn't bother me at all.

I'm actually pretty even keel.

How the hell are you?

Hit the road.

I've seen you and flip out play a full vinyl set together, like literally on and off and things.

And it is literally like watching a jazz drummer.

Like, and I mean this sincerely, like it is so impressive and the way you both mix and like, dude, I'm just like, I'm sitting there with my mouth agape just at like, or, and I, anyway, big compliment, but I'm just, uh, just saying like, it's actually really, really cool.

So yeah.

Yeah.

It's like top three coolest boy names is Zach.

you are also on par with i know two zacks in this world that both have a cool first name being zach and a really rad last name that just suits them so i've got you zach santiago which just rolls off the tongue so lovingly awesome and then zach steel the producer and

We've got a pool

room in our house.

We don't have a pool, though.

No, they have a pool room.

But when I go back, I have my, just coincidentally lines up, my 20-year high school reunion.

Oh, hell yeah.

But I realize I'm walking into that 20 high school reunion, never seeing these people for 20 years.

having sex with a woman and coming was that the premise yes arnold schwarzenegger comes out of the bush

Can you talk to me about Moulin Rouge?

Oh, mate.

Moulin Rouge.

Easily in my top three favorite movies.

Like I can't even say which, where it would land, but easily my top three favorite movies.

Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman.

I'm still to this day amazed that those two actors haven't worked together.

Can we get a little Ghost Riders from you?

What was the longest line you waited for?

was at the peak of kind of like cky jackass etc bare madura came to still peaking in my mind baby bare madura and a bunch of like really rad skaters like pretty sure it was rodney mullen and someone else were doing a meet and greet in like this little town in sydney and me and my best friend and my sister were like we'll go up there and we were like we'll go early like there's probably going to be a line we get up there and there is already a like a decent line i think we're like about 12th or 13th, like, in, but we were still there pretty early.

Choke up on the mic a little more.

We did not realize how long the wait was.

Oh, no.

We

apparently

after 10 years of using medium toothbrushes my dentist was like you have like real like your enamels like really like you can see I'm like he's like do you just drink a lot of juice or do you drink a lot like do you like lots of sugary drinks I'm like not that much that I'm aware of And then out of nowhere he goes, wait, what toothbrush do you use? I'm like, a medium.

Cause it's about a,

can I add a quick story here? Please.

We used to work together at a restaurant.

Yeah.

And I remember you first doing this commitment to this movie and I remember working with you and then something happened and you had to delay the movie.

Oh yeah.

And then you got fully back to your normal weight again.

With Viggo's penis out? Yeah,

Johnny, she in the scat, hell of a cat.

She in the scat, hell of a cat.

Yes.

Yes.

I'd say that she's spitting bars.

Okay.

She's spitting bars really good.

we did it.